It was very much tongue in cheek, mumofmadboys. I'm surprised that anyone could take it at face value (surely the last sentence and the
gave it away?). Sorry if not, I'll try to speak more plainly in future! Those Fridays are lodged firmly in my memory, along with the image of one boy wetting himself as he was approached for his weekly beating. I just fear that by publicly singling out the less able with our little ceremonies such as the formal presentation of the pen licence (and the fact that the work of the children who can't have it is prominently displayed in pencil on the classroom wall), we are slipping back to those times, even though the ruler, thank goodness, is out of the equation.