Just saw this on FB ,its in todays Scotsman ,written by a 21 year old student from Airdrie Pennie says her mums a teacher and although she has to speak english english at school she's happy to speak her mother tongue and is happy her daughter speaks it too.
Pennie’s poem in full:
‘I’m no’ havin’ children, ‘am gonnae hae weans,
And ye can ask what a cry them, no ‘what are their names’
And they’ll be getting a piece, no a wee ‘packed lunch’
And they’ll be haein a scran, no ‘having a munch’
They’ll fanny aboot, they won’t waste time
When they write their wee poyums, I’ll make sure they rhyme.
I’m no ‘having children’, am gonna hae weans,
Who’ll be gowpin and bealin’ when they’ve goat aches and pains
And instead of ‘don’t worry’, a’ll say ‘dinnae fash’,
Instead of ‘stand your ground’, ‘dinnae take any snash’
Ma weans will be crabbit, no ‘in a bad mood'
And they’ll greet, no ‘cry’ when their day isnae good.
I’m no ‘having children’, am gonna hae weans,
With a proud ancient language crammed in their wee brains
An whenever life tells them their English is bad
I’ll tell them the hassles that their mammy had
And a’ll say ma maw’s words till the day that am deid
‘Ye’ll be alright hen, ye’ve a guid Scots tongue in yer heid.’