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Pretend cream: yuk

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AussieGran59 Tue 17-Jan-23 06:11:16

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Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 17:33:12

25Avalon

Sunak says it’s down to personal choice if you eat cake in the office or not. A close aide says carrot cake is his favourite. Now that doesn’t have mock bream but cream cheese which is a more healthy option.

He doesn't look as if a crumb of cake has ever crossed his lips

25Avalon Wed 18-Jan-23 17:02:16

Mock cream not bream - sigh

25Avalon Wed 18-Jan-23 17:01:44

Sunak says it’s down to personal choice if you eat cake in the office or not. A close aide says carrot cake is his favourite. Now that doesn’t have mock bream but cream cheese which is a more healthy option.

Norah Wed 18-Jan-23 16:41:14

Callistemon21

MaizieD

MawtheMerrier

Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?
One of your five a day. 😁

I make that three of my 5 a day 🤣

My nutritionist trained DD says that ideally it should be ten a day,five is just a minimum.

Makes me wonder how the human race has managed to survive for so long.

I don't think I could eat that much cake. 10 slices a day? 🤔

Although years ago I used to make a good prune and yogurt cake!
That should get things moving.

DD did some food shopping when she was here; she left some cans of organic chick peas in the cupboard which I've taken out, gazed at and put away again.

I need some recipes!

Chick peas: Falafel, hummus, mayonnaise, soups, stews, curries, on/in salads, roasted nibbles.

Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 15:26:18

MaizieD

MawtheMerrier

Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?
One of your five a day. 😁

I make that three of my 5 a day 🤣

My nutritionist trained DD says that ideally it should be ten a day,five is just a minimum.

Makes me wonder how the human race has managed to survive for so long.

I don't think I could eat that much cake. 10 slices a day? 🤔

Although years ago I used to make a good prune and yogurt cake!
That should get things moving.

DD did some food shopping when she was here; she left some cans of organic chick peas in the cupboard which I've taken out, gazed at and put away again.

I need some recipes!

MaizieD Wed 18-Jan-23 15:08:40

MawtheMerrier

^Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?^
One of your five a day. 😁

I make that three of my 5 a day 🤣

My nutritionist trained DD says that ideally it should be ten a day,five is just a minimum.

Makes me wonder how the human race has managed to survive for so long.

MaizieD Wed 18-Jan-23 15:06:17

Callistemon21

Norah

Callistemon21

Norah

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

What's that, Norah?

Aquafaba is the water in a can of garbanzo or cannellini beans.

Thanks Norah

Oh. I've only seen it spoken of as the liquid from a can of chick peas. (much used in vegan recipes in the Guardian grin )

Oreo Wed 18-Jan-23 15:02:25

In shops, if cakes with cream aren’t on a refrigerated shelf then it’s fake cream, so easy to tell the difference.

Oreo Wed 18-Jan-23 15:00:14

25Avalon

Bringing cakes into the office is as harmful as passive smoking says the chairwoman of the Food Standard Agency. It could tempt colleagues to eat unhealthy foods. I guess mock cream and frosted icing cup cakes fit into that category.

She can take a running jump!😂

Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 13:21:06

MawtheMerrier

^Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?^
One of your five a day. 😁

I make that three of my 5 a day 🤣

Only if you eat three slices!! 😁
🍰🍰🍰

Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 13:20:21

Norah

Callistemon21

Norah

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

What's that, Norah?

Aquafaba is the water in a can of garbanzo or cannellini beans.

Thanks Norah

MawtheMerrier Wed 18-Jan-23 13:09:49

Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?
One of your five a day. 😁

I make that three of my 5 a day 🤣

Norah Wed 18-Jan-23 13:09:19

Callistemon21

Norah

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

What's that, Norah?

www.especiallyvegan.co.uk/vegan-sweetened-whipped-cream-light-and-delicious/

Not the precise recipe we use, but close enough.

Norah Wed 18-Jan-23 13:06:30

Callistemon21

Norah

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

What's that, Norah?

Aquafaba is the water in a can of garbanzo or cannellini beans.

Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 13:04:51

Norah

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

What's that, Norah?

Callistemon21 Wed 18-Jan-23 13:03:56

25Avalon

Bringing cakes into the office is as harmful as passive smoking says the chairwoman of the Food Standard Agency. It could tempt colleagues to eat unhealthy foods. I guess mock cream and frosted icing cup cakes fit into that category.

I heard that on the car radio this morning and thought it was a load of tosh!

Firstly, smoking is not allowed in offices or public spaces for but when it was, people were forced to breathe in smoke from others' cigarettes.

Taking cakes into work occasionally, eg for someone's birthday, does not mean they are forced to eat them against their will.

Tempting is not the same as forcing. Whatever next!

Anyway, has she not heard of carrot, courgette or beetroot cake?
One of your five a day. 😁

HeavenLeigh Wed 18-Jan-23 11:22:30

Awful artificial cream yuk,

25Avalon Wed 18-Jan-23 11:21:17

Bringing cakes into the office is as harmful as passive smoking says the chairwoman of the Food Standard Agency. It could tempt colleagues to eat unhealthy foods. I guess mock cream and frosted icing cup cakes fit into that category.

Norah Wed 18-Jan-23 11:20:14

We prefer whipped aquafaba.

M0nica Wed 18-Jan-23 00:49:03

AreWeThereYet Aerosol cream is mainly air, so as soon as it is in the open air it starts deflating. This means it contains far fewer calories than ordinary whipped double cream and you can have what looks a huge portion and it is neither too rich nor too caloriferous.

I use it a lot, but only put it on a dish just before I bring it to table, Usually we use it on indivdual cold sweets where everyone serves themselves.

Carenza123 Tue 17-Jan-23 16:06:45

You can’t beat real whipped cream in cakes. My favourite cake is a vanilla slice- delicious! In Spain, presumably because of the heat, they only use artificial cream -ugh. Not really keen on cupcakes with large swirls of butter icing either - too sickly.

crazyH Tue 17-Jan-23 13:24:30

I hate the artificial cream they use on fairy cakes. The squirty cream is preferable, any day.

Baggs Tue 17-Jan-23 13:13:19

I had some squirty cream on top of a hot chocolate drink last week after a swim. Sqirty cream is still not proper cream (though it may have real cream in it) but it is certainly an improvement on the squirty cream of 25-30 years ago.

On a trip to visit my brother in York, I drove us to Scarborough for an outing. We went to a cafe for a snack and I ordered a knickerbocker glory (or something of that nature). I asked the waitress if the cream on top was real cream. She said yes. But it was squirty cream and revolting. I spooned it off the top, plonked it in a saucer and said to bro: I should have asked if it was real, unadulterated cream! But, as he said, she wouldn't have understood what I meant.

AreWeThereYet Tue 17-Jan-23 12:58:38

Many, many years ago I used the spray cream on some individual trifles I had made. We had some friends coming for dinner and I took a lot of time making some boozy, strawberry trifles with madeira sponge, real custard, a topping of cream and chocolate flaked bits and when I put them in the fridge they looked lovely.

Four hours later I opened the fridge to take them out and the cream was gone. I'd never used it before (or since) and had no idea it would simply disappear in the fridge. We were all totally mystified and ended up crying with laughter at the little chocolate bits floating on the custard with the odd white blob.

Yammy Tue 17-Jan-23 11:51:19

MawtheMerrier

And I have never even seen let alone eaten a Hershey Bar. I think of them as something out of WWII films with GI’s in them?

My GC having lived in the States and are hooked on American chocolate, when their Dad goes back that is all they ask for.
We were with them at Christmas they got their hands on a very expensive box of Chocolates from our local chocolatiers. The little so and so's had taken a bite out of loads and put them back.
They got told how naughty they had been and DD made their dad eat all the bitten ones for encouraging their obsession.
They won't do it again but my SIL did get some of the best.grin