Orlin does the cooking in our house, I clean up after him.
He once told my colleagues at a works do that he had whisked me off to somewhere I’d never been before, while everyone was looking on with admiration and waiting to hear the romantic destination he announced that it was the kitchen.
do you have plasterboard on your walls?
Fibre broadband and house phones
^Spongers, cheats and liars - everything I have learnt about men in a lifetime of dating^

