I keep frozen mash handy.
Put required quantity of mash in a bowl Microwave 3 mins.
While it's microwaving, fry 2 eggs
Stir through the mash a small knob of butter & drizzle of milk.
Grate in some parmesan.
Eggs on the top.
Start to finish about 5 mins.
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What size of parsnip wedges please? How hot the oven?
