Take a bag of Sainsbury's Microwaveable Golden Vegetable Rice. Pop it in the microwave for time stated on the bag. Turn into a dish, squirt some Balsamic Glaze over and a tin of drained tuna. Mix and eat. Side salad, if you can be bothered. 
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Never heard of chips (crisps) in a sandwich! 