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Barbecue this weekend?

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RosieandherMaw Thu 01-May-25 21:27:05

BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(😎 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.🤣

Shelflife Thu 01-May-25 23:02:55

Sound familiar!

NotSpaghetti Thu 01-May-25 23:16:43

Ha ha.

Unfortunately the (unpleasant to me) smell of neighbours' barbecues makes me have to stay inside.
😕

Lovetopaint037 Fri 02-May-25 08:47:14

This made me laugh. Thank you Rosie for that 🤣👏🏻

Oreo Fri 02-May-25 09:34:59

Not only funny but bloody true!!😂🤬

M0nica Fri 02-May-25 10:19:46

All new to me, I am glad we do not have them.

Barbercues always strike me as a a good way to ruin a nice day.

Rainbow1235 Fri 02-May-25 10:32:00

That’s absolutely hilarious 😆

Nanato3 Fri 02-May-25 10:33:59

We don't have them . I'd much rather have my food cooked in the kitchen, much more hygienic.

The smell of them is never good to me .

FriedGreenTomatoes2 Fri 02-May-25 10:42:10

Just read that out to Himself Maw and we both 😂😁

RosieandherMaw Fri 02-May-25 11:02:58

Nanato3

We don't have them . I'd much rather have my food cooked in the kitchen, much more hygienic.

The smell of them is never good to me .

Oh dear
#SOHbypass

M0nica Fri 02-May-25 11:56:29

RosieandherMaw

Nanato3

We don't have them . I'd much rather have my food cooked in the kitchen, much more hygienic.

The smell of them is never good to me .

Oh dear
#SOHbypass

No it is not SOH bypass. I do not like them either, and cannot remember ever going to a barbercue in anyone elses house, with or without all the (humourous) performance the OP describes.

We have tried to have one once or twice to have a barbercue at home at home, just for us and DC, but we quickly found that when eating al fresco, we would rather stick to a cold buffet and cut out allthe hassle of trying to cook food at the same time..

All the barbercues I have been to have been public ones for school events or similar.

David49 Fri 02-May-25 11:57:28

We planned one but the weather changed to a breezy 13C, we’re not very sheltered so it’s going to be Sunday Lunch.

Ziggy62 Fri 02-May-25 12:04:42

Oh my what a grumpy lots if grans today lol

After spending a small fortune on a kitchen a couple of years ago I don't understand my husband's obsession with cooking on his charcoal weber in the garden but heyho he knows all i will do is prepare the salad and take the plates/cutlery out, the rest is up to him including clearing up

LaTroisette Fri 02-May-25 14:11:56

Spot on!

ViceVersa Fri 02-May-25 14:21:17

Ooh, I love a barbecue in the garden! Bring on the decent weather so we can enjoy them.

Chocolatelovinggran Fri 02-May-25 14:29:51

Rosie, I've clearly done a good job with my daughters. My SILs prepare, cook, serve and clear up ( one elects for his home made pizzas in the outside pizza oven)
I' ve trained those girls well: my SILs mothers must take credit, of course.
My son, on the other hand, does the barbecuing, but my long suffering DIL clears up: you would imagine that he had prepared a twelve course banquet for about thirty people from the mess left behind.

Chocolatelovinggran Fri 02-May-25 14:31:46

And has everyone seen the Facebook post
" I can't wait to start living more outside!"- liked by 427 mosquitoes..

RosieandherMaw Fri 02-May-25 14:35:55

M0nica

RosieandherMaw

Nanato3

We don't have them . I'd much rather have my food cooked in the kitchen, much more hygienic.

The smell of them is never good to me .

Oh dear
#SOHbypass

No it is not SOH bypass. I do not like them either, and cannot remember ever going to a barbercue in anyone elses house, with or without all the (humourous) performance the OP describes.

We have tried to have one once or twice to have a barbercue at home at home, just for us and DC, but we quickly found that when eating al fresco, we would rather stick to a cold buffet and cut out allthe hassle of trying to cook food at the same time..

All the barbercues I have been to have been public ones for school events or similar.

Alas, M0nica - I fear it is.

Nobody is forcing or even asking you to enjoy barbecues (no barbers involved) or even to express your preferences.
It was a lighthearted post aimed at a common enough perception of “real men” throwing meat on the “Barbie”

Jaxjacky Fri 02-May-25 14:37:27

We’re off to one tomorrow, my daughter will be cooking, the grandchildren will clear up, my son is making a potato salad, my husband a green salad.
I’ll be making encouraging noises with a glass of something.

TerriBull Fri 02-May-25 14:41:00

Read that to my husband, he laughed out loud, a master barbecuer he is not, has been known to leave the station and it's burnt offerings, our sons are far more dedicated to staying on task, in that area, at least. I can't really complain he always clears up after every meal. Loved it I'm sure it will resonate in many a household.

Nibbles44 Fri 02-May-25 14:48:23

Don't forget the burning of wood & belching of smoke (cough) across the main road, & the freezing wind blowing ash & sparks everywhere, not to mention our clothes smelling of smoke after.

soos45 Fri 02-May-25 14:53:04

When we moved to S.Africa from the UK over 40 years ago, we'd never heard of bbq's (known here as braais - which means grill). The novelty was great fun especially in the long sunny Summer months. They are a part and parcel of SA life...but.-- it happens exactly as you say Rosieandher Maw!! -- well said!!

Norah Fri 02-May-25 14:55:07

RosieandherMaw grin

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. [that table is in the house]

I don't care that I must ready everything. I laugh inwardly at his supposed efforts - I dislike eating in the garden. So we don't.

We're vegan, but I can appreciate our children enjoys BBQ food, but a proper indoor table allows me to enjoy the gathering.

HowVeryDareYou2 Fri 02-May-25 14:55:35

That all sounds familiar, and will be happening in our garden this Sunday - although there will be 3 BBQ experts - husband and 2 sons, all claiming to be the best cook.

HowVeryDareYou2 Fri 02-May-25 14:56:37

Both sons told me not to bother doing salad, as "nobody eats it"