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Chewbacca Fri 17-Feb-17 08:02:22

Continue your story from the end of the last post. It can be funny, sad, scary or just plain daft. Only 1 rule, each post is a maximum of 7 words but you can split those words into different sentences if you like.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.
Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a ......

Christinefrance Thu 23-Feb-17 21:24:21

An assault on his virtue, wifey rose ...........

Chewbacca Thu 23-Feb-17 23:22:24

raising the axe in her hand and

Marydoll Thu 23-Feb-17 23:25:25

at that moment, lurching granny, highly intoxicated....

Chewbacca Thu 23-Feb-17 23:27:09

fell backwards, over the edge of a steep

Chewbacca Thu 23-Feb-17 23:27:56

fell backwards over the edge of a steep

hildajenniJ Fri 24-Feb-17 08:48:09

Incline, and rolled into a flowery meadow with...

Cherrytree59 Fri 24-Feb-17 09:44:42

A bump
atishoo! Oh no hayfever

Christinefrance Fri 24-Feb-17 12:06:10

Fortunately fairy Piriton arrived with her potion ........

sue1169 Fri 24-Feb-17 15:04:46

and some pale lilac tissues..

Rinouchka Fri 24-Feb-17 16:48:49

and all was well. Then.....

Christinefrance Fri 24-Feb-17 17:40:21

Superhero arrived, it was Boris in his .........

Marydoll Fri 24-Feb-17 19:04:40

Adonis outfit. Woolly hat and flowery shorts.

Cherrytree59 Fri 24-Feb-17 19:27:12

Not the usual outfit for Frankenstein (boris Karloff).....

cascats Fri 24-Feb-17 19:47:49

but perfect for summer in Scotland.

Marydoll Fri 24-Feb-17 20:02:05

Of course he was wearing thermals and..

cascats Fri 24-Feb-17 21:12:47

and a portable heater. Suddenly he ran..

Chewbacca Fri 24-Feb-17 21:44:41

into the rear-end of a two headed

Marydoll Fri 24-Feb-17 23:51:57

Legendary Loch Ness monster (no longer legendary!)

Chewbacca Fri 24-Feb-17 23:58:05

He slowly turned his heads and stared

Christinefrance Sat 25-Feb-17 03:28:00

Unbelieving at Boris, the monster ran for ........

Chewbacca Sat 25-Feb-17 08:15:35

election and, surprisingly, was quickly voted in.

Marydoll Sat 25-Feb-17 08:49:10

Shaking his heads at his success, Nessie.....

Chewbacca Sat 25-Feb-17 08:52:05

started to think what he could, now he elected.

Marydoll Sat 25-Feb-17 10:00:14

He decided to outlaw Boris' flowery shorts.

Chewbacca Sat 25-Feb-17 10:05:01

Boris stood there, knickerless, his pudgy hands...