Spring Cleaning TWO - alphabetically

Growing an extra pair of hands to cope with all this work on my own

Hands, you need hands...Aren't those the words of a song?

I believe they are, and you can clean with them .

Jobs to do. Seem to have lost my list. Can't be bothered with it all work without it. Back when I've found it

Kleeneze catalogue delivered. Might look through it and see if we need anything......

Loving the progress everyone is making.

Motivation. That's what we need.

Nope! What we actually need is a cleaner. Preferably not one of us.

Oh, chewey, you've hit the nail on the head. Shall we advertise? Or would MD like the job, do you think? Don't want to exclude and offend her!

Perhaps we should Bella. But for heaven's sake, don't go giving her carte blanche to choose just anybody. and definitely don't give her the contents of the swear box either

Quarrelsome, that's how I am feeling. Questioning our friendship. Querying how to actually go about getting a decent cleaner. Quizzing candidates will be a waste of time, I think.

Riiigghhtt! OK Marydoll, I'll keep my head down then and go and the ironing upstairs.

Slightly embarrassed. I actually meant offering the job of cleaner to MD. Thought she'd be flattered ?

That's it! I'm off out for the night Bella! And if you're staying here, you'll need this hard hat ?

Unimpressed, upset, by your opinion of me.
Unsettled by it all.
Unsure whether to continue our, once happy, friendship.
I'm so busy trying to earn a meagre crust to pay back the swearbox money, I am unable to work any more hours.
Unbelievably exhausted!
Understand this, I have decided to go abroad.

Venturing into the room, on tiptoes, to grab my bag and run back out again. -- This is all Bella's fault--

Well now girls,reading between the lines it seems a simple case of misunderstanding all rou
nd with no offence meant(speaking as an interested observer you understand)We need all our energy for household tasks!
or the avoidance of

Xcellent explanation Jangran. Here's a hard hat for you too. ??

You are too kind Chewy
It will go well with goggles and protruding spoons

lol

Zipping out of the combat zone to a quieter place..........

Amazingly, I am feeling a little more upbeat. Apologies for my crabbiness.
I think I could manage a little light dusting.

But MD you'll be hard put to find anywhere that needs 'a little light dusting' - A lot of heavy dusting is whats needed!!

Crack on with it woman, don't pussyfoot around!

Do you mean me Smithy? Because I'll not be 'cracking on with it' because I am under the doctor for fatigue, confusion and idlenesssomething I have forgotten the name of!

Electric light switches all nicely desmudged and buffed now. Soon I'll make a start on another room. This spring cleaning lark isn't all that difficult after all ?