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Name That Book!

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rosesarered Thu 13-Jul-17 15:37:31

Do you remember (schooldays) those made up book titles.....
The Cliff Top Tragedy by Eileen Dover, and The Bus Conductor by Miles Standing
grin
Well, how about we make our own up, and give a bit of info about the type of book.
So, my offering....
I am presently immersed in a book of handy gardening tips 'Keep That Garden Watered! ' by Tilda Ranecums.??

chicken Fri 14-Jul-17 12:24:41

"Spots and their treatment" by Ivor Biggun.

chicken Fri 14-Jul-17 12:20:43

A nice practical one--"Furniture restoration" by Chester
Draws.

Also--"The Lady Loves Jewels" by Crystal Dimond.

nannypiano Fri 14-Jul-17 12:02:25

HOW ABOUT THE CLIFF TOP THRILL BY EILEEN DOVER

annifrance Fri 14-Jul-17 11:48:04

Rememberances on Location by Carrie Onset

annifrance Fri 14-Jul-17 11:45:22

Home Medical Diagnoses by Ivor Payne

annifrance Fri 14-Jul-17 11:44:38

Best Foraging Recipes by Hazel Nutt

1moleta3 Fri 14-Jul-17 11:25:12

'Twenty years in the saddle ' by Major Bumsore

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 14-Jul-17 11:21:01

Naughty sulis! When I was young, shy and as green as the hills a male colleague came up to me in the children's book department and asked me if I stocked 'Biggles Flies Undone'. I smiled politely - he was a bit of a git.

Jane43 Fri 14-Jul-17 11:05:23

The only one I can remember is Bubbles In The Bath by Ivor Windybottom!

Ramblingrose22 Fri 14-Jul-17 10:39:24

A brilliant read: "Window Cleaning for Dummies" by Crystal Kleere.

Or "Improve your Timekeeping" by Justin Time

sue01 Fri 14-Jul-17 10:37:57

Plumbing for Beginners by Dwayne Pipe

sue01 Fri 14-Jul-17 10:37:12

My Life as a Vet by Claude Daley

Greyduster Fri 14-Jul-17 10:34:57

My Favourite River Views by Leanora Bridge.

sluttygran Fri 14-Jul-17 10:22:14

The Lion Tamer by Claude Bottom,
I Hate Men by Miss Anne Thrope
Thigh High by Minnie Skurt

patriciageegee Fri 14-Jul-17 10:12:23

Buried Treasure by Doug E Tupp ?Home Improvements by Paddy O'Dors - so silly but they really make me laugh (and must admit sulis' posts remind me of shocked naughty giggles in the 3rd year)

blueberry1 Fri 14-Jul-17 10:04:37

Walking The Plank by Hugo First.

grandMattie Fri 14-Jul-17 10:02:42

My father used to love "The dirty wall" by Chinese author Hoo Flung Dung!

rosesarered Fri 14-Jul-17 09:58:23

Am thinking of being creative and making toys for the DGC so was happy to find
'Making Toy Animals' by Teddy Behr.

rosesarered Fri 14-Jul-17 09:55:47

I think those are books we could manage without sulis hmm

Sulis Fri 14-Jul-17 09:52:59

Derriere to Remember by Hugh Janus!

Sulis Fri 14-Jul-17 09:51:48

Gay Sex by Phill McCrakin

rosesarered Fri 14-Jul-17 09:39:01

grin
Am running out of ideas now.

Greyduster Thu 13-Jul-17 21:31:31

A History of Modern Dentistry by Phil Macavity.

rosesarered Thu 13-Jul-17 21:10:28

A book (Kindle only) that I bought for DH ' Procrastination Is The Thief Of Time' by
Tom Orrow. grin

rosesarered Thu 13-Jul-17 21:05:14

Another good gardening coffee table book....'Creating Flower Beds' by Rose Busch [not me, honest!)