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Limerick

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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

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There once was a Gran with lumbago

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downtoearth Sun 29-Oct-17 17:16:18

An ardent young woman called Sheila

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 17:22:04

An ardent young woman called Sheila
Who gargled with shots of tequila

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downtoearth Sun 29-Oct-17 17:25:53

An ardent young woman called Sheila
Who gargled with shots of tequila
Took a lover called Hugh

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Luckygirl Sun 29-Oct-17 17:55:34

An ardent young woman called Sheila
Who gargled with shots of tequila
Took a lover called Hugh
Who hadn't a clue

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 18:01:47

An ardent young woman called Sheila
Who gargled with shots of tequila
Took a lover called Hugh
Who hadn't a clue
But he liked to sing Hava Nagila

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 18:03:30

A portly young fellow called Terry

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DanniRae Sun 29-Oct-17 18:10:08

A portly young fellow called Terry
Was always unusually merry

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trisher Sun 29-Oct-17 18:15:39

A portly young fellow called Terry
Was always unusually merry
He said" It's not whisky"

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 18:17:15

A portly young fellow called Terry
Was always unusually merry
He said" It's not whisky"
That makes me so frisky

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Oct-17 18:28:54

It’s bottles of nice champagne Perry

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Oct-17 18:29:54

A portly young fellow called Terry
Was always unusually merry
He said" It's not whisky"
That makes me so frisky
It’s bottles of nice champagne Perry

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Oct-17 18:30:55

I once made some very nice wine

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Greyduster Sun 29-Oct-17 18:42:16

I once made some very nice wine
But it wasn’t from fruits of the vine

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merlotgran Sun 29-Oct-17 19:35:37

I once made some very nice wine
But it wasn’t from fruits of the vine
Werther's and Snickers

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 19:37:02

I once made some very nice wine
But it wasn’t from fruits of the vine
Werther's and Snickers
An old pair of knickers

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Bellanonna Sun 29-Oct-17 19:47:19

I once made some very nice wine
But it wasn’t from fruits of the vine
Werther's and Snickers
An old pair of knickers
And part of an old washing line

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downtoearth Sun 29-Oct-17 19:48:31

I once made some very nice wine
But it wasn’t from fruits of the vine
Werther's and Snickers
An old pair of knickers
Diluted with water from the Tyne

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downtoearth Sun 29-Oct-17 19:49:32

I like to sing in the shower

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Squiffy Sun 29-Oct-17 19:55:08

I like to sing in the shower
But I'm such a delicate flower

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 19:55:25

I like to sing in the shower
With a voice of exceptional power

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 19:56:19

Here we go again smile

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 19:57:05

I like to sing in the shower
But I'm such a delicate flower
The neighbours complain

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Squiffy Sun 29-Oct-17 20:10:27

I like to sing in the shower
But I'm such a delicate flower
The neighbours complain
At my high-pitched refrain

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Luckygirl Sun 29-Oct-17 20:12:25

I like to sing in the shower
But I'm such a delicate flower
The neighbours complain
At my high-pitched refrain
As I warble for hour after hour

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Marydoll Sun 29-Oct-17 21:29:45

A beautiful girl in my street

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