Limerick

Once there was a rocking chair
That was badly in need of repair
Its back fell off

Once there was a rocking chair
That was badly in need of repair
Its back fell off
It's rockers too
So it became an ordinary chair

There was an old man from Dehli

There was an old man from Dehli
With a most protuberant belly

Once there was a rocking chair
That was badly in need of repair
The seat was in shreds

There was an old man from Dehli
With a most protuberant belly
He did love his curries

There was an old man from Dehli
With a most protuberant belly
He did love his curries
that he made with no hurries

There was an old man from Dehli
With a most protuberant belly
He did love his curries
that he made with no hurries
And he ate them in front of the telly.

I can't find me specs, where've they gone?

I can't find me specs, where've they gone?
To search for them I need them on!

I can't find me specs, where've they gone?
To search for them I need them on!
Can't see a darn thing

I can't find me specs, where've they gone?
To search for them I need them on!
Can't see a darn thing
Will end up tripping

I can't find me specs, where've they gone?
To search for them I need them on!
Can't see a darn thing
Will end up tripping
And also I can't find my scone!

My slippers got wet in the rain

My slippers got wet in the rain
While I was trying to unblock the drain

My slippers got wet in the rain
While I was trying to unblock the drain
They got soaked and soggy

And chewed by my doggy

My slippers got wet in the rain
While I was trying to unblock the drain
They got soaked and soggy
And chewed by my doggy
They never will fit me again

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?

Oh, what will I cook for my dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner.

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner
I braise and I roast

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner
I braise and I roast
But what. I fancy, is toast

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner
I braise and I roast
Meat turns out like toast

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner
I braise and I roast
But what. I fancy, is toast
With eggs - does that make me a sinner?

There once was a three legged dog

Oh, what will I cook for our dinner?
Nothing I do is a winner
I braise and I roast
But I burn all my toast

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was too speedy

There once was a three legged dog
Who tried to catch a big frog
But it was to speedy
It hopped off into a bog

travalsafar you've missed a line - there should be another 'short' line rhyming with speedy before the final line! (Perhaps it was there but it hopped off with the frog? )