Limerick

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck

A handsome young man from Dundee
Went up alley to wee
The alley was dark

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck
He was out of his luck ?

Marydoll

A handsome man from Dundee
Went up an alley to wee
But his Willy got stuck
He was out of his luck ?
And didnt drink anymore tea

Jack and jill went up the hill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
and at the top they had a thrill

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight
And carried on throughout the night

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And at the top they had a thrill
They screamed with delight
It was the middle of the night

Oh oh

Jack and Jill went up the hill
At the top they had a thrill,
They screamed with delight,
In the middle of the night.
'Cos Jack had taken his Viagra pill!

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch

Her trusty steed called Dobbin

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin
And handsome beau called Robin

There was a young lady called Blanche
Who lived out in Montana on a ranch
Her trusty steed called Dobbin
And handsome beau called Robin
Who wooed her from his perch upon a branch

There once was a chicken called Dolly

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs
She went off with her friend Megs

There once was a chicken called Dolly
Who got amorous with a cockerel called Ollie
After laying her eggs
She went off with her friend Megs
An odd eyed black and white border collie

While herding a large flock of sheep

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud
He did the pigs proud

While herding a large flock of sheep
Farmer Tom collapsed in a sleep
His snores were so loud
He did the pigs proud
But the sheep said "where's that lass, Bo-Peep?

Bo-Peep was away on an outing