The snowfall has brought out the gritters It gives me the terrible jitters When they throw out that grit It can sting quite a bit But without it we'd all have the skitters.
A handsome young fella called Seamus Had a burning desire to become famous At the X factor audition He achieved his ambition Like many another ignoramus
There once was a lady who lunched Unfortunately, she crunched and she crunched Her companions cringed While loudly she binged And stole food from their plates which she munched