Limericks - 2

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it
Her reversing was dire
She wound up in the mire

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it
Her reversing was dire

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market
Took her car - but just couldn't park it

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought
Feeling a little bit fraught
Ran into the hut through the door

Mrs Jones took a trip to the market

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought
Feeling a little bit fraught

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar
'Tis a lion we thought

This morning we walked on the shore
When we suddenly heard a big roar

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad
And spoke to her dad
Whos Christian name was Barry!

This morning we walked on the shore

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad
And spoke to her dad

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry
He wooed her like mad

Dot never expected to marry
But that was before she met Harry

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit
Your bride does you no merit!!!
It will go to the cats’ home instead

Dot never expected to marry

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit
Your bride does you no merit!!!

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said
Don't expect to inherit

When young Percy decided to wed
His awful old aunt Betsy said

My children have bought me a cat
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad
And clawed at poor dad
But redeemed itself catching a rat

When young Percy decided to wed

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad!
And clawed at poor dad

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat
But then it went mad!

My children have bought me a cat,
Firstly, it sat on the mat

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge
To escape a huge midge
And started a loud hue and cry.

My children have bought me a cat,

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge
To escape a huge midge

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie
He crossed the Skye bridge

There was a dog from skye
Who dined on his master's pie

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town
We'll phone for a tow
That's more cash we'll owe
So no chance of getting a new gown

There was a dog from skye

Our old grey car keeps breaking down
And always so far from a town
We'll phone for a tow
That's more cash we'll owe