Limericks - 2

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow

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There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"
And it won't get so spitty

There once was a Santa called Joe
Who tied his beard up in a bow
He thought "My, that's pretty"
And it won't get so spitty
At night when I suck my big toe!

A Christmas tree fairy called flo

A Christmas tree fairy called flo
Wings waving and face all aglow

A Christmas tree fairy called flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she'd fly off to France

A Christmas tree fairy called Flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she’d fly off to France
With the hope of romance

A Christmas tree fairy called Flo
Wings waving and face all aglow
Thought she’d fly off to France
With the hope of romance
And thus found her wonderful beau

I've written a letter to Santa

I’ve written a letter to Sandra
And in it I’ve asked for some Fanta

Ha ha - auto correct! Santa - not Sandra

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found
There are several around

I've written a letter to Santa
And in it I've asked for some Fanta
Other drinks can be found
There are several around
We can drink and enjoy silly banter.

Now what have I done with the fairy>

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?
My worries are quite arbitrary!

The lights on my tree just keep flashing

Now what have I done with the fairy?
The plum duff? And present for Mary?
Did I buy brandy snaps?
Are all presents in wraps?
Yes - I'll just settle down with a sherry.

There was a small bright carol singer

The lights on my tree just keep flashing
They're causing a lot of tooth gnashing

Luckygirl was there first, Squiffy.

There was a small bright carol singer
Who really was going her dinger!

No FarN, Cherry was!! I followed on from her first line

The lights on my tree just keep flashing
They're causing a lot of tooth gnashing
The fairy's head's aching