Limericks - 2

As I was passing by one day
I heard a lady say...
Where are you going my dear?
Please don't venture near

As I was passing by one day
I heard a lady say...
Where are you going my dear

As I was passing by one day
I heard a lady say...

I once had a little dog
That disappeared into the fog
I called her name
Alas it was in vain
Cos the little mite fell in a bog

As I was passing by one day

I once had a little dog
That disappeared into the fog
I called her name
Alas it was in vain

I once had a little dog
That disappeared in the fog
I called her name
Alas if was in vain

I once had a little dog
That disappeared in the fog
I called her name

I once had a little dog
That disappeared in the fog

There was a sheltered little glade
Where fairies came and often made
Eccles cakes and tea
Great merriment went on with glee
Then into the woods they did fade

I once had a little dog

There was a sheltered little glade
Where fairies came and often made
Eccles cakes and tea
Great merriment went on with glee

There was a sheltered little glade
Where fairies came and often made
Eccles cakes and tea

There was a sheltered little glade
Where fairies came and often made

The postman comes early these days
I think it's just some sort of craze
Before the sun''s up
And over the yard arm
I'm beginning to think that i'm dazed!!!

There was a sheltered little glade

FarNorth

The postman comes early these days
I think it's just some sort of craze
Before the sun''s up

The postman comes early these days
I think it's just some sort of craze

There was a little cat called sue
Whose fur was what is known as "blue"
She meowed and she purred
But nobody heard
So she went off to seek pastures new

The postman comes early these days

There was a little cat called sue
Whose fur was what is known as "blue"
She meowed and she purred
But nobody heard

There was a little cat called sue
Whose fur was what is known as "blue"
She meowed and she purred

There was a little cat called sue
Whose fur was what is known as "blue"

There was an old gran from Gransnett
Who adopted a goat as a house pet
It ate her red knickers
Imbibed all her liquors,
But was finally caught in a net

There was a little cat called sue

There was an old gran from Gransnett
Who adopted a goat as a house pet
It ate her red knickers
Imbibed all her liquors,

There was an old gran from Gransnett
Who adopted a goat as a house pet
It ate her red knickers

There was an old gran from Gransnett
Who adopted a goat as a house pet

There was an old gran from Gransnett

Sorry, that should have been GROANING. Predictive text?