Limericks - 2

I’ve been watching the news with a frown
And Donald Trump is getting me down
Wish he’d have a new hairstyle
Because I’d run a mile

I've been watching the news with a frown
And Donald Trump is getting me down
Wish he'd have a new hairstyle

I've been watching the news with a frown
And Donald Trump is getting me down

We've just had a great GN lunch
Loads of tasty morsels to munch
I wish I was there, it sounds like great fun
After a great day, we're all a bit done!
And we'll have many more, is my hunch.

I've been watching the news with a frown

We've just had a great GN lunch
Loads of tasty morsels to munch
I wish I was there, it sounds like great fun
After a great day, we're all a bit done!

We've just had a great GN lunch
Loads of tasty morsels to munch
I wish I was there, it sounds like great fun
When is the next one?

We've just had a great GN lunch
Loads of tasty morsels to munch
I wish I was there, it sounds like great fun

We've just had a great GN lunch
Loads of tasty morsels to munch

There once was a Presidents Club
Which was sitting right next to a pub
The men were so lewd
Their behaviour so crude
And they thought it OK ,THAT'S THE RUB

We've just had a great GN lunch

There once was a Presidents Club
Which was sitting right next to a pub
The men were so lewd
Their behaviour so crude

There once was a Presidents Club
Which was sitting right next to a pub
The men were so lewd

There once was a Presidents Club
Which was sitting right next to a pub

The sun is shining quite brightly
I'm feeling uplifted and sprightly
I'll jump on my bike
Perhaps go for a hike
Hoping lycra's not unsightly

There once was a Presidents Club

The sun is shining quite brightly
I'm feeling uplifted and sprightly
I'll jump on my bike
Perhaps go for a hike

The sun is shining quite brightly
I'm feeling uplifted and sprightly
I'll jump on my bike

The sun is shining quite brightly
I'm feeling uplifted and sprightly

There was a nice girl called Diane
Who tried hard to find a nice man
Her Gran said "Try Charlie"
"Or that nice Ed Farley",
He owns a big house and a van.

The sun is shining quite brightly

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There once was a Tory named Boris
Whose best chum at work was called Horace
They schemed and they plotted
'Til their brains were quite knotted

There was a nice girl called Diane
Who tried hard to find a nice man
Her Gran said "Try Charlie"
"Or that nice Ed Farley",

There was a nice girl called Diane
Who tried hard to find a nice man
Her Gran said "Try Charlie"

There was a nice girl called Diane
Who tried hard to find a nice man

There once was a Tory named Boris
Whose best chum at work was called Horace
They schemed and they plotted
To make voters besotted
To get his name changed to Doris!

There was a nice girl called Diane

There once was a Tory named Boris
Whose best chum at work was called Horace
They schemed and they plotted
To make voters besotted

Apologies!
There once was a Tory named Boris
Whose best chum at work was called Horace
They schemed and they plotted