Limericks - 2

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
By the end, we will all be hysterical
And we'll fall into bed shouting "night all"

My car got stuck in the snow

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
The giggles quite hysterical

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical
By the end, we will all be hysterical

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball
Our day will be quite spherical

Tomorrow we're going to the football
Then later, at snooker, we'll shoot ball

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol
But no, in fine fettle,
They're looking somewhat like worms

Tomorrow we're going to the football

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol
But no, in fine fettle,

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?
And swim round in Dettol

I'm so utterly fed up with germs
Why can't they live on my terms?

Back to Bathsheba ?

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand
Singing “cor, this life ain’t ‘arf ‘ard “

I went for a train ride one day

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand
That would be totally wizard!

I'm so utterly fed up with germs

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand
A cool drink in my hand

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard
Stretched out on hot sand

I looked out and now there's a blizzard
I just long to bask like a Lizard

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow
you shop on line, at your peril
So back into bed I have slithered

I looked out and now there's a blizzard

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow
you shop on line, at your peril

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered
The sprouts have gone yellow

My shopping has been delivered
But the greens are all so withered

I hate shopping but what can I do?
I suppose I could make out that I have the flu
someone would take over
Then I'd be in clover
And can enjoy another strong brew.

My shopping has been delivered

I hate shopping but what can I do?
I suppose I could make out that I have the flu
someone would take over
Then I'd be in clover

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword
A violin with the magic chords
And the puck to pick the strings on

I hate shopping but what can I do?

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword
A violin with the magic chords

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon
And my sharpest sword

Off to see a dragon
Need to take my wagon