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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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ManicMaggie Mon 09-Apr-18 20:02:13

We’ve been watching the Commonwealth games,
But I don’t know any of their names,

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Apr-18 19:58:01

What should I buy for dear DiL?
A present to give her a thrill?
Some opera tickets?
Or some pretty trinkets?
Engraved with her charming name - Jill.

We've been watching the Commonwealth games

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Bathsheba Mon 09-Apr-18 19:00:47

Oops! blush

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Bathsheba Mon 09-Apr-18 19:00:16

What should I buy for dear DiL?
A present to give her a thrill?
Some opera tickets?
Or some pretty trinkets?

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Bathsheba Mon 09-Apr-18 19:00:06

What should I buy for dear DiL?
A present to give her a thrill?
Some opera tickets?
Or some pretty trinkets?

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FarNorth Mon 09-Apr-18 18:52:12

What should I buy for dear DiL?
A present to give her a thrill?
Some opera tickets?

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FarNorth Mon 09-Apr-18 18:49:22

It does if DiL = dill smile

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Barberdice Mon 09-Apr-18 18:25:13

Sorry Sallyann, that still doesn't rhyme!

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Sallyann1 Mon 09-Apr-18 16:08:00

Sorry I was rhyming daughter in law with drawer!

I’ll start again ?

What should I buy for dear DiL?
A present to give her a thrill?

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Elrel Mon 09-Apr-18 16:00:17

Sal sorry, that doesn't rhyme!

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Sallyann1 Mon 09-Apr-18 15:01:42

What should I buy for dear DiL?
Something quite small to go in a drawer?

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Elrel Mon 09-Apr-18 14:39:19

I went for a trip on a boat
Whilst wearing only my mothers fur coat
It tickled and itched
And it came unstitched
So I skinny dipped in our moat!

What should I buy for dear DiL?

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Bathsheba Mon 09-Apr-18 13:15:32

I went for a trip on a boat
Whilst wearing only my mothers fur coat
It tickled and itched
And it came unstitched shock

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Squiffy Mon 09-Apr-18 13:06:15

I went for a trip on a boat
Whilst wearing only my mothers fur coat
It tickled and itched

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Sallyann1 Mon 09-Apr-18 12:22:52

I went for a trip on a boat
Whilst wearing only my mothers fur coat

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Rosieroe Mon 09-Apr-18 12:01:34

The was a fairy grotto underneath a hill
Is that the same one as in Jack and Jill
Where Jack fell down
Which made him frown
And think about writing a will

I went for a trip on a boat

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Squiffy Mon 09-Apr-18 11:29:55

The was a fairy grotto underneath a hill
Is that the same one as in Jack and Jill
Where Jack fell down
Which made him frown

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henetha Mon 09-Apr-18 11:06:44

The was a fairy grotto underneath a hill
Is that the same one as in Jack and Jill
Where Jack fell down

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Jangran99 Mon 09-Apr-18 08:24:49

The was a fairy grotto underneath a hill
Is that the same one as in Jack and Jill

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travelsafar Mon 09-Apr-18 06:50:11

A young boy went sailing one day
The boat it was made out of clay
It didn't last long
As it wasn't too strong
So he looked to the heavens and prayed.

The was a fairy grotto underneath a hill

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Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 23:44:00

A young boy went sailing one day
The boat it was made out of clay
It didn't last long
As it wasn't too strong

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FarNorth Sun 08-Apr-18 23:38:43

A young boy went sailing one day
The boat it was made out of clay
It didn't last long

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 23:26:46

Must be getting tired Jangran99
Should know by now how it works!

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 23:19:58

Sorry, x posts!

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 23:18:15

smile has to rhyme Barberdice

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