There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!
My son has just bought a new puppy
Stabbing at a school in Wales this lunchtime.
Why Are Blokes Obsessed With Noisy Gadgets??
Well Labour’s “patriotism” didn’t last very long, did it? 🇬🇧