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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Marydoll Mon 19-Feb-18 14:54:24

My son has just bought a new puppy
So now he has a new buddy

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Squiffy Mon 19-Feb-18 17:39:43

My son has just bought a new puppy
So now he has a new buddy
They both drive me mad

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jordana Mon 19-Feb-18 17:44:55

My son has just bought a new puppy
So now he has a new buddy
They both drive me mad
But now he's not sad

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Squiffy Mon 19-Feb-18 18:13:38

My son has just bought a new puppy
So now he has a new buddy
They both drive me mad
But now he's not sad
Though I'd rather he'd bought a guppy.

The cat's in a mad frame of mind

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 21:10:58

The cat's in a mad frame of mind
I'm fearful she may have gone blind

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JoyBloggs Mon 19-Feb-18 21:28:16

The cat's in a mad frame of mind
I'm fearful she may have gone blind
She jumped in the fridge

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Rosieroe Mon 19-Feb-18 21:39:50

The cat’s in a mad frame of mind
I’m fearful she may have gone blind
She jumped in the fridge,
Whacked her nose on the bridge

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Bellanonna Mon 19-Feb-18 22:08:42

The cat’s in a mad frame of mind
I’m fearful she may have gone blind
She jumped in the fridge,
Whacked her nose on the bridge
And has managed to burn her behind

I’m loving the lengthening days

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Elrel Mon 19-Feb-18 23:57:12

I'm loving the lengthening days
As I greatly enjoy to gaze

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Feb-18 00:04:32

I'm loving the lengthening days
As I greatly enjoy to gaze
On the first peeping flowers

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jordana Tue 20-Feb-18 09:02:06

I'm loving the lengthening days
As I greatly enjoy to gaze
On the first peeping flowers
Just before the April showers

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Rosieroe Tue 20-Feb-18 09:09:59

I’m loving the lengthening day’s
As I greatly enjoy to gaze
On the first peeping flowers
Just before the April showers
And the sun shining through a soft haze

I think that I might bake a cake

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NannyTee Tue 20-Feb-18 09:14:58

I think that I might bake a cake
I wonder how long it will take

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henetha Tue 20-Feb-18 10:03:55

I think that I might bake a cake
I wonder how long it will take
In my super new cooker

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Squiffy Tue 20-Feb-18 10:15:45

I think that I might bake a cake
I wonder how long it will take
In my super new cooker
Which is such a good looker

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Bathsheba Tue 20-Feb-18 21:19:28

I think that I might bake a cake
I wonder how long it will take
In my super new cooker
Which is such a good looker
It will be such a pleasure to make!

But not one morsel will pass my lips

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Bellanonna Tue 20-Feb-18 22:08:04

But not one morsel will pass my lips
A girl’s got to think of her hips

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MissAdventure Tue 20-Feb-18 22:12:29

But not one morsel will pass my lips
A girl’s got to think of her hips
Her legs and her tum and her arms and her bum

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MissAdventure Tue 20-Feb-18 22:14:22

Oops! Think I did 2 lines in one there! blush

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Bathsheba Tue 20-Feb-18 22:50:03

MissA grin

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Feb-18 23:12:02

But not one morsel will pass my lips
A girl’s got to think of her hips
Her legs and her tum
and her arms and her bum
She also must lay off the chips!

My figure is not what it was

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FarNorth Wed 21-Feb-18 09:50:26

My figure is not what it was
Too much has been passed through my jaws

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Squiffy Wed 21-Feb-18 10:11:50

My figure is not what it was
Too much has been passed through my jaws
I had better cut down

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henetha Wed 21-Feb-18 10:53:34

My figure is not what it was
Too much has been passed through my jaws
I had better cut down
On the lunches in town

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