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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 23:16:30

Start again
A young boy went sailing one day
The boat it was made out of clay

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 23:13:02

A young boy went sailing one day
In a big bright yellow boat

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Bathsheba Sun 08-Apr-18 23:02:30

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see
My see through white tee
If they do, I'll just beg their pardon!

A young boy went sailing one day

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Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 22:52:13

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see
My see through white tee

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MissAdventure Sun 08-Apr-18 22:48:28

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain
Hope the neighbours don't see

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Marydoll Sun 08-Apr-18 22:45:40

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden
Do some yoga into the bargain

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 22:30:36

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting
At their bumbling courting
The lady thought it all a bit shady

Tomorrow I'll run into the garden

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Bathsheba Sun 08-Apr-18 22:13:20

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting
At their bumbling courting

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 22:05:02

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie
Her brother kept snorting

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 21:42:14

Three pigs came to visit the lady
A gorgeous young sow name of Sadie

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 21:26:27

Next line for new limerick:

Three pigs came to visit the lady

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 21:23:54

I suppose I must start my springcleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start
I haven't the heart
Its myself I would rather be preening

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Elrel Sun 08-Apr-18 20:45:19

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start
I haven't the heart

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 19:51:41

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning
Don't know where to start

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 19:18:17

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning
Not a task that gives my life meaning

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JackyB Sun 08-Apr-18 19:11:17

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day
Doc said Go Away
But he didn't and is waiting there still.

I suppose I must start my spring cleaning

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FarNorth Sun 08-Apr-18 18:59:19

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day
Doc said Go Away

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 18:00:32

Going to start again!
There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
It was late in the day

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 17:55:25

Oops again
Should say HE

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 17:54:18

Oops sorry!
There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the docs for a pill
I was put through the mill

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 17:48:14

My fault blush
please use Elrel's starter

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Barberdice Sun 08-Apr-18 17:45:51

But I'll just keep reading my book
No doubt I'll end up having to cook

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 17:45:47

There once was a young man from Rhyl
Who went to the doc for a pill

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 17:43:12

grin great ending Elrel

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Jangran99 Sun 08-Apr-18 17:41:05

He says he'll watch TV tonight
But nothing to give him a fright
He'll watch footie and golf
With his little son Rolf
Each score greeted with yells of delight

But I'll just keep reading my book

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