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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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FarNorth Tue 20-Mar-18 21:21:17

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove
While posing so prettily

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Squiffy Tue 20-Mar-18 14:00:55

Young Molly was looking for love
So she billed and cooed like a dove

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Mar-18 13:55:05

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another,
A celeb from Big Brother
Who's that? We're now all agog!

Young Molly was looking for love

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henetha Tue 20-Mar-18 11:33:08

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another,
A celeb from Big Brother

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Squiffy Tue 20-Mar-18 10:42:35

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,
Then along came another

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Mar-18 09:52:42

There once was a Tory named Mogg
Whom some think should be the top-dog,

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 23:42:50

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled
That over she keeled
In her pretty dress so green.

There once was a Tory named Mogg

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Mar-18 23:13:51

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled
That over she keeled

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Squiffy Mon 19-Mar-18 22:56:26

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen
She jigged and she reeled

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FarNorth Mon 19-Mar-18 18:02:04

There was a young Irish colleen,
Whose dancing just had to be seen

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 17:53:43

There was a young Irish colleen,

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 17:51:11

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet
With daffodils on it
And bunny tail on her keister?

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Bellanonna Mon 19-Mar-18 17:41:55

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet
With daffodils on it

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Rosieroe Mon 19-Mar-18 17:12:10

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear
A warm knitted bonnet

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Elrel Mon 19-Mar-18 13:25:24

Will it still be snowing at Easter?
Or can a lady at least wear

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Mar-18 18:59:20

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin
Probably cheats when he is battin'
Is he a credible successor to May? ?

Will it still be snowing at Easter?

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Elrel Sun 18-Mar-18 16:14:14

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin
Probably cheats when he is battin'

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Squiffy Sun 18-Mar-18 14:16:02

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay
He made jokes in Latin

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Rosieroe Sun 18-Mar-18 13:33:41

I saw Boris on the telly today
With that hair which looks just like hay

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henetha Sun 18-Mar-18 11:51:06

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,
It sounds like i'm grumbling
But I need grub if I'm to succeed.

I saw Boris on the telly today

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travelsafar Sun 18-Mar-18 07:52:19

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,
It sounds like i'm grumbling

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Mar-18 23:25:34

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need
My belly is rumbling,

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Marydoll Sat 17-Mar-18 22:03:04

I'm planning to have a big feed
I have to fulfil a great need

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FarNorth Sat 17-Mar-18 21:54:23

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans
The roads are so dicey
The trains are so pricey
We'll stay home and relax on divans.

I'm planning to have a big feed

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Moneyboss Sat 17-Mar-18 19:02:10

The snow has messed up all our plans
To visit Scotland in caravans
The roads are so dicey
The trains are so pricey

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