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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

Barberdice Wed 25-Apr-18 20:27:11

What's the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last
Makes the days fly by past ever so fast
To waste our life would be really dumb

Those April showers just keep on coming

Panache Wed 25-Apr-18 16:17:55

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last
Makes the days fly by ever so fast

travelsafar Wed 25-Apr-18 13:08:41

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun
To live each day as thou your last

Bellanonna Wed 25-Apr-18 10:31:21

What’s the remedy when we feel glum?
To do what each would see as fun

henetha Wed 25-Apr-18 09:30:09

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky
To even loop the loop by and by,
But meanwhile I'll have to go by train.

What's the remedy when we feel glum?

Panache Wed 25-Apr-18 08:38:21

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky
To even loop the loop by and by

travelsafar Wed 25-Apr-18 07:43:46

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim
To send a trail across the sky

Barberdice Tue 24-Apr-18 22:49:11

I'd love to fly an aeroplane
From being small its been my aim

travelsafar Tue 24-Apr-18 22:22:30

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?
The very shy or extremely loose?
It's definitely the one who didn't smell!!!!

I'd love to fly an aeroplane

Marydoll Tue 24-Apr-18 19:54:41

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?
The very shy or extremely loose?

Bathsheba Tue 24-Apr-18 19:35:59

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell
Which girl would Mike choose?

Jangran99 Tue 24-Apr-18 18:22:36

The evening was going so well
But the future they couldn't foretell

Moneyboss Tue 24-Apr-18 17:52:28

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm
Big arms to keep you warm!
And always left the door off the latch

The evening was going so well

Panache Tue 24-Apr-18 14:53:42

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm
Big arms to keep you warm!

Barberdice Tue 24-Apr-18 14:08:45

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?
He had plenty of charm

Panache Tue 24-Apr-18 08:28:13

Now Mike was a bit of a catch
Surely no other that could match?

Jangran99 Tue 24-Apr-18 06:39:34

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue
Such a hullaballoo!
They both fancied a young man called Mike!

Now Mike was a bit of a catch

Bathsheba Mon 23-Apr-18 23:18:12

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue
Such a hullaballoo!

Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 22:54:56

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike
But one day, out of the blue

Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 22:50:54

Two people always thought alike
They never thought discord would strike

Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 22:43:06

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went
But all their energy was spent
What happened next was such a sight!

Two people always thought alike

Jangran99 Mon 23-Apr-18 22:31:05

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went
But all their energy was spent

Barberdice Mon 23-Apr-18 22:09:47

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight
Drenched in sweat, to bed they went

Bathsheba Mon 23-Apr-18 21:59:41

Well they really were posted at the same time - exactly the same time!

Follow on from Jangran:

The couple danced and sang all night
They were in raptures of delight

Bathsheba Mon 23-Apr-18 21:58:18

The couple danced and sang all night
By morning they both looked a sight

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