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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Neilspurgeon0 Sun 25-Feb-18 12:06:58

Wrap up warm as it’s blowing a hooley
Woolley gloves and a scarf and a hoody
Please remember your vest
Aertex is the best

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MissAdventure Sun 25-Feb-18 11:56:44

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley,
Woolly gloves and a scarf and a hoody.
Please remember your vest

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henetha Sun 25-Feb-18 11:24:50

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley,
Woolly gloves and a scarf and a hoody.

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Bathsheba Sun 25-Feb-18 10:45:22

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I’ll be back
And the tweet I’ll retract
So that I won't be thought of too badly

Wrap up warm as it's blowing a hooley

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Bellanonna Sun 25-Feb-18 10:23:48

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I’ll be back
And the tweet I’ll retract

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Jangran99 Sun 25-Feb-18 09:48:54

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly
He said I'll be back

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travelsafar Sun 25-Feb-18 07:53:26

There once was a Tory named Bradley,
Got ousted by Labour very sadly

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Elrel Sun 25-Feb-18 00:45:09

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute
Or a trumpet to toot?
It's chilly, I'll wait until May!

There once was a Tory named Bradley,

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FarNorth Sat 24-Feb-18 21:02:19

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute
Or a trumpet to toot?

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jordana Sat 24-Feb-18 17:56:25

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
Will it be the swings or the shute

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Squiffy Sat 24-Feb-18 16:43:35

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play
I'll wear lots of layers

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henetha Sat 24-Feb-18 15:04:29

It's so bright and breezy today
I think I will go out to play

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FarNorth Sat 24-Feb-18 11:40:23

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard
I look like a lump of lard
But it never affects my bob-sledding.

It's so bright and breezy today

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JoyBloggs Sat 24-Feb-18 11:38:05

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard
I look like a lump of lard

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Bellanonna Sat 24-Feb-18 11:04:53

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding
Truth be told, it’s so hard

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jordana Sat 24-Feb-18 10:29:07

I need a new dress for a wedding
But some weight I need to be shedding

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henetha Sat 24-Feb-18 10:03:18

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather
Cos we don't want a seizure
While eyeing up the men that we stalk.

I need a new dress for a wedding

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NannyTee Sat 24-Feb-18 09:23:03

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather
Cos we don't want a seizure

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Squiffy Fri 23-Feb-18 23:20:56

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk
We stop for a breather

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JoyBloggs Fri 23-Feb-18 22:00:14

Most days I enjoy a nice walk
Meet my chum and have a good talk

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Bellanonna Fri 23-Feb-18 20:48:06

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started
It keeps me light hearted
Feeling much more alive, and not yawning

Most days I enjoy a nice walk

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FarNorth Fri 23-Feb-18 18:51:21

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started
It keeps me light hearted

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jordana Fri 23-Feb-18 16:50:44

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning
Can't wait to get started

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NannyTee Fri 23-Feb-18 13:08:25

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning
I've been up and about since the day was dawning

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henetha Fri 23-Feb-18 10:15:27

A cold wind blows from the Arctic
Bringing a changeable climatic
Hibernation sounds good,
If only I could
Or something just as dramatic.

I'm off to my Tai Chi class this morning

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