LIMERICKS 5

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear

Wearing a white feather in her hair

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But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize
She tickled his thighs
With a wonderfully fluffy white feather.

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize
She tickled his thighs

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,
She’d dislike his sporran
And his habit of slurping lemon curdo!

But that sporran contained a great treasure

Bella

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,
She’d dislike his sporran

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor
She stirred joy or anger,
And she tries the Eisteddfod and fails.

A canny old Scot named McMurdo

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor
She stirred joy or anger

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that
She had three on her roll of fat
And a very large one on her bum

There was a young lady from Wales

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that
She had three on her roll of fat

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There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
We all asked to see it

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!
We're a tour de force
Who prefer a more subtle style.

There was an old person from Brum

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!
We're a tour de force