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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

FarNorth Fri 04-Jan-19 21:25:32

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived
To save lots of dosh

Jangran99 Fri 04-Jan-19 17:07:52

My first holiday brochure has arrived
Best friend and I have contrived

travelsafar Fri 04-Jan-19 14:39:52

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue
But well worth the view
Its so chilly for lambs to be born in

My first holiday brochure has arrived

Jangran99 Fri 04-Jan-19 11:35:40

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue
But well worth the view

Bellanonna Fri 04-Jan-19 10:57:51

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in
My fingers are blue

henetha Fri 04-Jan-19 10:50:11

Its a cold crisp early morning
I got up to see the dawn in

travelsafar Fri 04-Jan-19 08:09:20

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post
Will I win the most?
Or will the Cops be feeling our collars!!!

Its a cold crisp early morning

FarNorth Fri 04-Jan-19 03:16:29

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post
Will I win the most?

Jangran99 Fri 04-Jan-19 01:18:04

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars
Will it be first past the post

travelsafar Thu 03-Jan-19 18:19:52

With shouts, whoops and hollers
Betting down at the races with dollars

FarNorth Thu 03-Jan-19 14:52:18

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates
With some of their mates
Who were baddies and led them astray.

With shouts, whoops and hollers

Bellanonna Thu 03-Jan-19 11:11:42

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates
With some of their mates

henetha Thu 03-Jan-19 10:57:36

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play
On new roller skates

Jangran99 Wed 02-Jan-19 17:27:04

It started one bright winter's day
When all the kids went out to play

FarNorth Wed 02-Jan-19 17:07:34

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"
You’ve still got Pa ,
Now that he don't go out thieving."

It started one bright winter's day

Jangran99 Wed 02-Jan-19 15:48:06

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"
You’ve still got Pa ,

FarNorth Wed 02-Jan-19 14:55:40

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving
He said "Cheer up, Ma"

henetha Wed 02-Jan-19 13:09:45

There was an old woman who was grieving
Because her favourite son was soon leaving

travelsafar Wed 02-Jan-19 07:53:22

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers
Or Crashers or Clangers
I'M sure it will be a beautiful sight

There was an old woman who was grieving

FarNorth Tue 01-Jan-19 19:57:11

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers
Or Crashers or Clangers

henetha Tue 01-Jan-19 12:44:53

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright
But I hope there's no bangers

FarNorth Tue 01-Jan-19 11:42:20

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight
With fireworks so dazzling and bright

Jangran99 Mon 31-Dec-18 19:11:57

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope
I'm sure we'll all cope
With the help of the ones we hold dear

They'll be reelin' and rockin' tonight

travelsafar Mon 31-Dec-18 18:25:35

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope
I'm sure we'll all cope

Jangran99 Mon 31-Dec-18 14:44:29

Today is the last day of the year
There's many who will shed a tear
But look forward with hope

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