LIMERICKS 5

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out
And I may eat a christmas sprout!
But that may only be a one single !!!

sunshine and frost a sight to behold

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out
And I may eat a sprout!

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle
Children's laughter rings out

Christmas bells will ring and jingle
Families and friends meet up to mingle

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E
Oh my gosh how busy will that place be!!!
I'll use ski poles, they even look hip!

Christmas bells will ring and jingle

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E
Oh my gosh how busy will that place be!!!

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip,
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip,
Don't end up in A & E

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip
Be careful, it's icy, don't slip

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike
My knees would go all jellylike
My behaviour would be very shocking!!

With bags of gifts I'm making a trip

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike
My knees would go all jellylike

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking
A George Clooney look-alike

I know what I want in my stocking
To get me a-reeling and rocking

Santa RANTS and raves...

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves
And really misbehaves
This Christmas delivery is no joke

I know what I want in my stocking

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves
And really misbehaves

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke
He wants and he raves

Well Santa is such a nice bloke
But he doesn't like to be woke

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud
Would really taste good
Oh, go on now. Please be a chum.

Well Santa is such a nice bloke

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud
Would really taste good

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum
So a small Christmas pud

My toes are so chilly and numb
And I've got a real rumbling tum

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer
So give me a beer!
It's freezing out here on the snow!

My toes are so chilly and numb

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
Please can i have a lift?

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer
So give me a beer!

There was a small Polar Bear, Flo,
Who yelled out to Santa 'half a mo'
I need Xmas cheer