LIMERICKS 5

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true
Troubles I do accrue
What's for us won't go by us, so they say.

Let's lighten up, it's Christmas

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true
Troubles I do accrue

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say
I'm hoping it's not true

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today
I found it in my inbox; just don’t know what to say

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way
A careless step and we're off to x-ray
It's broken and my heart just sank!!!

My heart is truely broken at the news i had today

Oops!

Sorry Miss A 5th line to rhyme with bank/tank

A careless step and we're off to x-ray
Where we wait to be seen half the day

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way
A careless step and we're off to x-ray

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank
Slipping,sliding all the way

Waltzing down a snow covered bank
With all the grace of a Challenger tank

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover
I don't smell like clover!!
Buzz off as I just like to be fine and free

Waltzing down a snow covered bank

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover
I don't smell like clover!!

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee
I don't like how you hover

There once was a small Christmas tree
Who got annoyed at a big bumblebee

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written
For abroad and in Britain
Loved ones like to read what we say!

There once was a small Christmas tree

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written
For abroad and in Britain

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away
I must get mine written

Lots of post is arriving each day
Some local and some from far away

Lots of post is arriving each day
Reminding us of friends far away

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy
She became rather randy!
And chased all the fellows. Oh my!

Lots of post is arriving each day

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy
She became rather randy!

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie
But swigging the brandy

A disgruntled old woman of Rye
Was trying to create mincemeat pie

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A disgruntled old woman of Rye