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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Jangran99 Tue 04-Dec-18 22:48:51

There`s a goldfinch on my washing line
Such great fantasies I think rather divine
Truely it was there today
And I so hope that it will stay
But beware this cat of mine

Elrel Tue 04-Dec-18 22:12:49

There`s a goldfinch on my washing line
Such great fantasies I think rather divine
Truely it was there today
And I so hope that it will stay

travelsafar Tue 04-Dec-18 18:14:30

There`s a goldfinch on my washing line
Such great fantasies I think rather divine
Truely it was there today

Panache Tue 04-Dec-18 17:23:58

There`s a goldfinch on my washing line
Such great fantasies I think rather divine

travelsafar Tue 04-Dec-18 13:33:53

I might also write to their cat
Asking why does it sit on the Mat??
With it's nose in the air
And a fixed feline stare
It purrs and declares, because i'm too fat!!!

There's a goldfinch on my washing line

Jangran99 Tue 04-Dec-18 09:25:38

I might also write to their cat
Asking why does it sit on the Mat??
With it's nose in the air
And a fixed feline stare

Panache Tue 04-Dec-18 09:20:33

I might also write to their cat
Asking why does it sit on the Mat??
Of course it is rather mad

henetha Tue 04-Dec-18 09:20:00

I might also write to their cat
Asking why does it sit on the Mat??
With it's nose in the air

travelsafar Tue 04-Dec-18 08:34:48

I might also write to their cat
Asking why does it sit on the Mat??

Elrel Tue 04-Dec-18 01:07:20

I've written a very long letter
To my old next door neighbours red setter
Wow, can this dog read
And fetch his own lead
Could any pooch be better?

I might also write to their cat,

MissAdventure Tue 04-Dec-18 00:12:40

I've written a very long letter
To my old next door neighbours red setter
Wow, can this dog read
And fetch his own lead

Jangran99 Mon 03-Dec-18 23:54:19

I've written a very long letter
To my old next door neighbours red setter
Wow, can this dog read

MissAdventure Mon 03-Dec-18 23:22:49

I've written a very long letter
To my old next door neighbours red setter

Jangran99 Mon 03-Dec-18 23:12:25

Holly wreath making all by hand
Happening now all over the land
It’s a prickly task
At times a big ask
So to buy one is what I have planned

I've written a very long letter

Bellanonna Mon 03-Dec-18 21:04:06

Holly wreath making all by hand
Happening now all over the land
It’s a prickly task
At times a big ask

Jangran99 Mon 03-Dec-18 19:04:19

Holly wreath making all by hand
Happening now all over the land
It’s a prickly task

travelsafar Mon 03-Dec-18 14:29:59

Holly wreath making all by hand
Happening now all over the land

Panache Mon 03-Dec-18 13:28:24

I'm buying a new pair of specs
After several much needed eye checks!!!
Which frames suit the best?
And will match my pink vest?
Still can`t see folks, so clear the decks!

Holly wreath making all by hand

henetha Mon 03-Dec-18 10:24:17

I'm buying a new pair of specs
After several much needed eye checks!!!
Which frames suit the best?
And will match my pink vest?

Panache Mon 03-Dec-18 09:12:01

I'm buying a new pair of specs
After several much needed eye checks!!!
Which frames suit the best?

travelsafar Mon 03-Dec-18 08:05:45

I'm buying a new pair of specs
After several much needed eye checks!!!

Jangran99 Mon 03-Dec-18 00:10:32

My Christmas shopping and cards are done
I met the challenge and feel I’ve won
Perhaps now a wee dram ?
Gifts are bought for all the fam
And an extra for those who get none

Sparkly We each supply a line in turn in limerick form.Whoever adds the fifth line starts the next.

I'm buying a new pair of specs

Elrel Sun 02-Dec-18 23:50:02

My Christmas shopping and cards are done
I met the challenge and feel I’ve won
Perhaps now a wee dram ?
Gifts are bought for all the fam

Bellanonna Sun 02-Dec-18 19:34:35

Not sure that was in limerick form sparkly. ? Do you have a new line to start off another limerick?

SparklyGrandma Sun 02-Dec-18 18:48:55

My Christmas shopping and cards are done,
I met the challenge and feel I’ve won.
We are warm and enjoying a glass of port,
Soon it will be busy and very full on,
Carollers singing and presents bought,
Cheerful one and all, bring it on!

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