LIMERICKS 5

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been
No, I never thought that

Did you think when you were a teen
You`d actually get to being a has - been

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job
The nation to rob
But many people said “hip hooray!”

Did you think when you were a teen

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job
The nation to rob

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day
To pack in her job

A grey haired lady called May
Decided, suddenly, one day

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side
I just can't decide
Whether to diet or have a fat belly.

A grey haired lady called May

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side
I just can't decide

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly
A drink on one side

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly
Whilst eating some ice cream and jelly

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes
Put my feet up and moan at the news!!
And these days to go to bed earlier

(Next time shall we call it Limericks and sundry rhymes?)

I don’t mind watching rubbish on telly

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes
Put my feet up and moan at the news!!

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly
But now I want comfortable shoes

I used to want hair that was curly
And teeth that were dazzlingly pearly

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers
Me a Divashock, well I never!!!!
But now I am much more decorous

I used to want hair that was curly

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers
Me a Diva, well I never!!!!

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus
I wore sequins and feathers

I once was so young and quite gorgeous
I danced and I sang in the chorus

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,
One chewed up his shoe
So he's shown the door to them all.

I once was so young and quite gorgeous

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,
One chewed up his shoe

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall
Then out of the blue,

A bearded old man from Bengal
Had tigers that lived in his hall

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten
She turns into a hen
And lays eggs for the world and his wife

A bearded old man from Bengal

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten
She turns into a hen

There was a young woman from Fife
Who led an exciting life
Each Friday at ten