LIMERICKS 5

There’s a lot going on in the news
With plenty of differing views
But I’m keeping schtum
I’m not banging my drum
It's giving some people the blues!!

I saw a little redbreast sitting on the wall

There’s a lot going on in the news
With plenty of differing views
But I’m keeping schtum
I’m not banging my drum

There’s a lot going on in the news
With plenty of differing views
But I'm keeping schtum

There’s a lot going on in the news
With plenty of differing views

There was a large whale in the Thames
Whom will be the one that condemns
Such a long way from home
He wants to see St Paul’s dome
But he won’t get as far as the fens

There’s a lot going on in the news

There was a large whale in the Thames
Whom will be the one that condemns
Such a long way from home
He wants to see St Paul’s dome

There was a large whale in the Thames
Whom will be the one that condemns
Such a long way from home

There was a large whale in the Thames
Whom will be the one that condemns

Sorry just had to finish off Jangran99 line

There was a young man of Westminster
Who known as a bit of a trickster!!
He thought that his charm
Could twist everyone's arm
Now he is known as non exiter!!

There was a young man of Westminster
Who was known as a bit of a trickster!!
So he called it a day
Refusing blankly to play
And resigned while eating a Ginster.

There was a large whale in the Thames

There was a young man of Westminster
Who was known as a bit of a trickster!!
So he called it a day
Refusing blankly to play

There was a young man of Westminster
Who was known as a bit of a trickster!!
So he called it a day

There was a young man of Westminster
Who known as a bit of a trickster!!
He thought that his charm

There was a young man of Westminster
Who known as a bit of a trickster!!

There was a young blade from the north
Who put on his boots and went forth
With romance on his mind
He then set out to find
A likely lassie from Borth.

There was a young man of Westminster

Lisagran - thank you!

There was a young blade from the north
Who put on his boots and went forth
With romance on his mind
He then set out to find

There was a young blade from the north
Who put on his boots and went forth
With romance on his mind

There was a young blade from the north
Who put on his boots and went forth

A lovely young lady from Dorset
Called the tap in the bathroom the “faucet”
She was so very posh...
It was a chore to wash
And had a maid to lace up her corset.

There was a young blade from the north

A lovely young lady from Dorset
Called the tap in the bathroom the “faucet”
She was so very posh...
It was a chore to wash

A lovely young lady from Dorset
Called the tap in the bathroom the “faucet”
She was so very posh...

A lovely young lady from Dorset
Called the tap in the bathroom the “faucet”

Can we resurrect it please, as it's so enjoyable?
Shall I start?....

A lovely young lady from Dorset

Totally agree with Jangran99 ... just what on earth was Elrel thinking of? Killed this thread dead!