LIMERICKS 5

His gran when she saw the tattoo
Said,”There’s something I want you to do”,

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His gran when she saw the tattoo

There was a young lad from the west
Went to town to buy a new vest
I want my tattoo
Encrusted in blue
And make sure that I’m duly impressed

There was a young girl from down South

There was a young man from the West
Went to town to buy a new vest
I want my tattoo
Encrusted in blue
Saving “I love my Granny the best”

His Gran when she saw the tattoo

There was a young lad from the west
Went to town to buy a new vest
I want my tattoo
Encrusted in blue

There was a young lad from the west
Went to town to buy a new vest
I want my tattoo

There was a young lad from the west
Went to town to buy a new vest

There was an old lady on gransnet
Whom on playing Games she bet
She lost all her money
Which was far from funny
And left her with mountains of debt.

There was a young lad from the west

There was an old lady on gransnet
Whom on playing Games she bet
She lost all her money
Which was far from funny

There was an old lady on gransnet
Whom on playing Games she bet
She lost all her money
That indeed wasn’t funny

There was an old lady on gransnet
Whom on playing Games she bet
She lost all her money

There was an old lady on gransnet
Whom on playing Games she bet

Lapping up the sunshine before the winter comes
Up here, "It's raining!" children moan to Mums
We'll get out our wellies
Get away from our tellies
And we'll stop ourselves just sitting on our bums.

There was an old lady on gransnet

Lapping up the sunshine before the winter comes
Up here, "It's raining!" children moan to Mums
We'll get out our wellies
Get away from our tellies

Lapping up the sunshine before the winter comes
Up here, "It's raining!" children moan to Mums
We'll get out our wellies

Lapping up the sunshine before the winter comes
Up here, "It's raining!" children moan to Mums

But there is more than one way to impress
Some excel at swimming or chess
Or limerick writing
And Kung Fu fighting
Most are just a complete mess!!!

Lapping up the sunshine before the winter comes

But there is more than one way to impress
Some excel at swimming or chess
Or limerick writing
And Kung Fu fighting

But there is more than one way to impress
Some excel at swimming or chess
Or limerick writing

But there is more than one way to impress
Some excel at swimming or chess

An old lady wore her hat with such style
Hoping to truly stand out and beguile
Sadly for her
The ragged old fur
Did not quite take her down that aisle !!

But there is more than one way to impress

An old lady wore her hat with such style
Hoping to truly stand out and beguile
Sadly for her
The ragged old fur

An old lady wore her hat with such style
Hoping to truly stand out and beguile
Sadly for her

An old lady wore her hat with such style
Hoping to truly stand out and beguile

A young person from Wyre Piddle
Had a good idea for a riddle
So with one merry laugh
Achieved in a bubble bath
It started with "Hey Diddle Diddle"

An old lady wore her hat with such style