LIMERICKS 5

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl
To the harvest festival I shall take

I wonder what today will bring

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold
Indoors by the fireside we find relief.

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea
Keep safe all with whiskers and tail!

There once was a gold Autumn leaf

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope
Eventually becoming hoarder!!

Fire works are on now on sale

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee
No longer do I have to reinforce it!

When this young man from the Borders

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill
And she'd eaten everything she'd bought.

There was a young lady from Dorset

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until