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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Jangran99 Mon 18-Feb-19 18:03:25

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll
Was famed o'er the land for her smile

Elrel Mon 18-Feb-19 17:55:44

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!
My excitement knew no bounds
Then I woke up to cold grey daylight!

A bonnie wee lass from Argyll

Jangran99 Sun 17-Feb-19 19:53:50

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!
My excitement knew no bounds

FarNorth Sun 17-Feb-19 19:39:42

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight
Free! - Five thousand pounds!

Panache Sun 17-Feb-19 16:48:21

I was startled when online last night
I could hardly believe what was in sight

henetha Sun 17-Feb-19 11:03:56

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I
Just amuse passers-by
And at Christmas he doubles as Prancer.

I was startled when online last night

Bellanonna Sat 16-Feb-19 22:38:16

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I
Just amuse passers-by

FarNorth Sat 16-Feb-19 13:15:34

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler
So now he and I

henetha Sat 16-Feb-19 11:08:49

Today while out walking my panther
He surprised me by growing an antler

FarNorth Sat 16-Feb-19 01:53:08

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock
Burnt a hole in my sock
While both of my knees turned to jelly.

Today while out walking my panther

Jangran99 Fri 15-Feb-19 23:14:13

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock
Burnt a hole in my sock

henetha Fri 15-Feb-19 10:53:10

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie
But I still got a shock

MissAdventure Thu 14-Feb-19 23:46:20

I've just put my foot through the telly
Just by luck I was wearing a wellie

Jangran99 Thu 14-Feb-19 23:41:46

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid
To the brisk breeze is freed
Hope his confidence will quickly plummet

I've just put my foot through the telly

FarNorth Thu 14-Feb-19 23:17:33

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid
To the brisk breeze is freed

Jangran99 Thu 14-Feb-19 22:55:24

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet
Now his poor baldie heid

Marydoll Thu 14-Feb-19 19:25:00

Well he finally got to the summit
To discover, he'd lost his old bunnet

Jangran99 Thu 14-Feb-19 17:28:30

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"
You know, I'm too slow"
And I won't have to listen to his jeering!

Jeff, we can all post whole limericks but that is not how to play. I will now start a new verse and individuals will add a line each .Join in or start your own thread.

Well he finally got to the summit

Marydoll Thu 14-Feb-19 14:25:36

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"
You know, I'm too slow

FarNorth Thu 14-Feb-19 13:40:30

jeff53, please add only one line to the ongoing limerick, instead of posting whole ones.
Please do not use capitals, as it's the online version of shouting.

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering
I said "On you go"

Marydoll Thu 14-Feb-19 12:35:27

So shall we take up mountaineering?
Said my man who was so domineering

jeff53 Thu 14-Feb-19 12:29:39

THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN WITH A PLAN
NO IT WASN'T TO GET HER A MAN
HER MAIN FOCUS, HER CAUSE
TO GET THROUGH MENOPAUSE
SO SHE COULD FINALLY TURN OFF THE FAN!

henetha Thu 14-Feb-19 10:27:05

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try
Until I can fly
In case I crash like I did with my bike.

So shall we take up mountaineering?

Elrel Wed 13-Feb-19 23:19:31

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try
Until I can fly

Bellanonna Wed 13-Feb-19 23:14:31

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??
I won’t give it a try

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