LIMERICKS 5

I wonder what abseiling’s like?
Do you think it's like flying a kite??

Jeff see above!

So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"
"It wants fish for it's tea"
“And I’m desperate to empty my bladder”

I wonder what abseiling’s like?

An elephant slept in his bunk,
And in slumber his chest rose and sunk.
But he snored -- how he snored!
All the other beasts roared,
So his wife tied a knot in his trunk.

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"
"It wants fish for it's tea"

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!
"It's this kitten , you see,"

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"
She really could not have been madder!!

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"
"I'll get out of this tree,
But to jump will be too risky!"

"So will you kindly fetch me a ladder?"

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"
"I'll get out of this tree"

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way
She yelled , "Wait for me!"

(Note to Jeff. Nice to read your limericks and please join in, but the idea is that someone starts off with one line and others pick up from there and add to it line by line. ). Hope to see your further contributions.)

A batty old lady said "Hey!"
So I waved and then went on my way

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,
And music and dances
To banish my case of the blues.

A batty old lady said "Hey!"

There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,
And music and dances

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze
And ship-board romances,

I’m thinking of booking a cruise
As I've heard they're all eating and booze

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before
That’s why I swore
And the bruises were blue, black and brown

I’m thinking of booking a cruise

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before
That’s why I swore

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down
I’ve done it before

I'd rather have Fingers than Toes,
I'd rather have Ears than a Nose.
And as for my Hair,
I'm glad it's all there,
I'll be awfully said, when it goes.

Today I am shopping in town
I hope not to trip and fall down

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?
And a flurry of snow
British weather is certainly weird

Today I am shopping in town

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?
And a flurry of snow

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared
A magical rainbow ?

The sun has just shyly appeared
The earlier wet weather has cleared

Good one, Elrel