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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

Bellanonna Sun 10-Feb-19 17:43:27

Good one Elrel! Our language is interesting, isn’t it?!

Elrel Sun 10-Feb-19 15:17:30

The sun has just shyly appeared

Elrel Sun 10-Feb-19 15:16:51

Interruption, must share this:

There was an old woman of Slough,
Who developed a terrible cough,
So she drank half a pint
Of warm honey and mint,
But, sadly she didn't pull through!

Elrel Sun 10-Feb-19 13:52:27

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least
Like a rampaging beast!
Chasing after reluctant suitor!

The sun has just shyly appeared

FarNorth Sun 10-Feb-19 11:44:00

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least
Like a rampaging beast!

henetha Sun 10-Feb-19 11:11:02

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earsplitting hooter
I'll do 30 at least

Elrel Sun 10-Feb-19 02:18:06

I'll jump on my electric scooter
Complete with earspilitting hooter

Jangran99 Sun 10-Feb-19 00:11:11

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!
And then have some fun
Which will leave all the bystanders gawping !

I’ll jump on my electric scooter

henetha Sat 09-Feb-19 10:18:42

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!
And then have some fun

travelsafar Sat 09-Feb-19 07:47:54

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping
Great big curranty bun!

Elrel Fri 08-Feb-19 18:29:32

I'm just about to go shopping
I'm going to buy a whopping

Jangran99 Fri 08-Feb-19 17:57:07

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are
A storm has arrived from afar
And it’s coming your way , forewarning!!

I’m just about to go shopping

henetha Fri 08-Feb-19 11:29:43

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are
A storm has arrived from afar

Jangran99 Thu 07-Feb-19 19:19:21

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning
Afraid that’s not where we are

Elrel Thu 07-Feb-19 18:22:34

It felt like Spring this morning
A brighter day was dawning

travelsafar Thu 07-Feb-19 18:10:03

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known
For a devilish tone
Especially when he does cuss!!!!

It felt like Spring this morning

Elrel Thu 07-Feb-19 18:05:26

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known
For a devilish tone

henetha Thu 07-Feb-19 10:56:26

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk
But now he's well known

BradfordLass72 Wed 06-Feb-19 19:19:02

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,
Used to improwizować or busk

Elrel Wed 06-Feb-19 19:08:05

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!
On the next express bus
With plenty of ice-making gear!

A Polish politician, name of Tusk,

FarNorth Wed 06-Feb-19 15:31:49

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!
On the next express bus

henetha Wed 06-Feb-19 10:41:29

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer.
Please send some to us!

Bellanonna Wed 06-Feb-19 09:56:53

It’s hotter than Hades down here
I survive with my fan and iced beer

travelsafar Wed 06-Feb-19 07:54:42

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily
He also learned many new skills.

There was old lady with a wooden leg

BradfordLass72 Wed 06-Feb-19 05:44:02

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily
But it's costing a fortune in pills.

It's hotter than Hades down here

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