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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Elrel Wed 06-Feb-19 01:24:23

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily

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travelsafar Tue 05-Feb-19 17:15:16

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Feb-19 15:20:17

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills

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henetha Tue 05-Feb-19 09:35:37

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!
He found natural highs!!!
And thought phones were much over-rated.

So on "highs" he found his new thrills

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travelsafar Tue 05-Feb-19 07:25:14

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!
He found natural highs!!!

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FarNorth Mon 04-Feb-19 21:29:23

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!

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Squiffy Mon 04-Feb-19 17:24:27

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated

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Jangran99 Mon 04-Feb-19 14:23:02

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad
And yelled at her lad
That new rules would now be issued.

The phone would be confiscated

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Elrel Mon 04-Feb-19 10:31:36

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad
And yelled at her lad

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henetha Mon 04-Feb-19 10:29:21

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:45:22

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:44:21

Sorry , I didn’t refresh ?
Back to Squiffy

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:37:11

There was a teenager from Bude
To his mobile phone he was glued

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Squiffy Sun 03-Feb-19 21:32:43

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Feb-19 19:38:39

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis
And tried not to wheeze
While devouring a large Mr Whippy

There was a teenager from Bude

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Elrel Sun 03-Feb-19 14:34:04

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis
And tried not to wheeze

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henetha Sun 03-Feb-19 12:00:34

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis

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Bellanonna Sat 02-Feb-19 22:15:38

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy

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Elrel Sat 02-Feb-19 18:40:45

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee
As they snowball you and me
So why not get out there and play!

A woman feared all pavements slippy

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henetha Sat 02-Feb-19 10:46:35

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee
As they snowball you and me

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travelsafar Sat 02-Feb-19 07:33:27

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Feb-19 13:21:35

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say

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travelsafar Fri 01-Feb-19 13:16:15

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?
Or let the chiropodist fiddle?
If it hurts he's gonna wail!!!

The roofs are snowy white today

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henetha Fri 01-Feb-19 12:14:57

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?
Or let the chiropodist fiddle?

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Elrel Thu 31-Jan-19 20:49:01

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?

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