LIMERICKS 6

My husband can’t do DIY
Any little job and its just my-oh-my
So I take up my tools
And against all the rules

My husband can’t do DIY
Any little job and its just my-oh-my
So I take up my tools
And against all the rules
Create cheery logic and give it a try

Everything falls down in this house

Everything falls down in this house
Not even safe for our resident mouse!

Everything falls down in this house
Including me, I tripped over a mouse!

Sorry Panache....... posted at same time

Everything falls down in this house
Not even safe for our resident mouse!
With clatter and crash

Everything falls down in this house
Not even safe for our resident mouse!
With clatter and crash
So much to smash

Everything falls down in this house
Not even safe for our resident mouse!
With clatter and crash
So much to smash
And the rest chewed up by our family of wood-louse.

The garden pond is full of noisy frogs

The garden pond is full of noisy frogs
Whilst a hedgehog`s home is by the logs

The garden pond is full of noisy frogs
Whilst a hedgehog`s home is by the logs
The ducks go-diving

The garden pond is full of noisy frogs
Whilst a hedgehog`s home is by the logs
The ducks go-diving
While pheasants are thriving

The garden pond is full of noisy frogs
Whilst a hedgehog`s home is by the logs
The ducks go-diving
While pheasants are thriving
A find day for walking the dogs

I think I'll go back to me bed

I think I'll go back to me bed
Or perhaps I’ll go fishing instead

I think I'll go back to me bed
Or perhaps I’ll go fishing instead
In a tranquil shining stream

I think I'll go back to me bed
Or perhaps I’ll go fishing instead
In a tranquil shining stream
I'll catch me a plumptious bream

I think I'll go back to me bed
Or perhaps I’ll go fishing instead
In a tranquil shining stream
I'll catch me a plumptious bream
Then ask it to massage my head.

Now kids are on Easter vacation

Now kids are on Easter vacation
Need to ponder unwelcome invitation

Now kids are on Easter vacation
Need to ponder unwelcome invitation
To spend the day at a muddy farm

Now kids are on Easter vacation
Need to ponder unwelcome invitation
To spend the day at a muddy farm
Wouldn't do me any hsrm

Now kids are on Easter vacation
Need to ponder unwelcome invitation
To spend the day at a muddy farm
Wouldn't do me any harm
As an April celebration!

There once was a cute Easter Bunny

There once was a cute Easter Bunny
With a smile that was sweeter than honey

There once was a cute Easter Bunny
With a smile that was sweeter than honey
But a man with a gun

There once was a cute Easter Bunny
With a smile that was sweeter than honey
But a man with a gun
Could not stand fun

There once was a cute Easter Bunny
With a smile that was sweeter than honey
But a man with a gun
Could not stand fun
He made things look not so sunny!!

MY head is filled with birdsong

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long