LIMERICKS 6

There was a sparkly slug hiding in the crocks
He ate my sequined dress and now he really rocks
All night long he wriggles his way
With a bop and a cute sashay
A smiling frog came by and kissed our slug, but slither me socks, he's now a fox.

There were two fearless lambs frolicking in the sun

Oh whoops, apologies to henetha. My contribution came after yours. Over to you as you were first

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails
My evil witches brew satisfies and never fails

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails
My evil witches brew satisfies and never fails
I smother them in salt

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails
My evil witches brew satisfies and never fails
I smother them in salt
This causes them to halt

I cannot abide slugs nor slimy snails
My evil witches brew satisfies and never fails
I smother them in salt
This causes them to halt
Or beer will end their slimy trails.

Meanwhile that gossip from Giggleswick

Meanwhile that gossip from Giggleswick
She snored so loud it splattered the brick

Meanwhile that gossip from Giggleswick
She snored so loud it splattered the brick
The tales she would tell

Meanwhile that gossip from Giggleswick
She snored so loud it splattered the brick
The tales she would tell
As swung from the bell

Meanwhile that gossip from Giggleswick
She snored so loud it splattered the brick
The tales she would tell
As swung from the bell,
Whether funny or rude, take your pick!

There was a young lady from Dorset

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who insisted on a very bright corset!

Although it was tight

Beg your pardon

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who insisted on a very bright corset
Although it was tight

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who insisted on a very bright corset
Although it was tight
She had the foresight

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who insisted on a very bright corset
Although it was tight
She had the foresight
To sew in this gimmicky faucet!!!!

Whilst prefering "fast and loose" our Sam

Whilst prefering "fast and loose" our Sam
Decided he would not leave his mam

Whilst prefering "fast and loose" our Sam
Decided he would not leave his mam
Much too lazy

Whilst prefering "fast and loose" our Sam
Decided he would not leave his mam
Much too lazy
He thought it crazy

Whilst prefering "fast and loose" our Sam
Decided he would not leave his mam
Much too lazy
He thought it crazy
To swap his mam's cooking for tinned Spam.

But his overworked Mam had other ideas

But his overworked Mam had other ideas
And consulted at length, young Sam's peers

But his overworked Mam had other ideas
And consulted at length, young Sam's peers
Then she said "Out you go!"

But his overworked Mam had other ideas
And consulted at length, young Sam's peers
Then she said "Out you go!"
"Learn about veggies,how they grow"

But his overworked Mam had other ideas
And consulted at length, young Sam's peers
Then she said "Out you go!"
"Learn about veggies,how they grow
But beware of onions, they end in tears”.

My husband can’t do DIY

My husband can’t do DIY
Any little job and its just my-oh-my

My husband can’t do DIY
Any little job and its just my-oh-my
So I take up my tools