Gransnet forums

Games

Page 13 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

LIMERICKS 6

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

Add comment | Report
henetha Mon 22-Apr-19 10:35:47

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting
Low calorie coke
While having a smoke

Add comment | Report
Panache Mon 22-Apr-19 12:22:28

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting
Low calorie coke
While having a smoke
Is better than any formal dieting!

Exercise surely is that key

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Mon 22-Apr-19 15:52:07

Exercise surely is that key
Resulting in a slenderer me

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 22-Apr-19 16:40:57

Exercise surely is that key
Resulting in a slenderer me

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 22-Apr-19 16:42:14

Oops
Exercise surely is that key
Resulting in a slenderer me
So I really must be strong

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Mon 22-Apr-19 23:52:24

Exercise surely is that key
Resulting in a slenderer me
So I really must be strong
To stray right now would be so wrong

Add comment | Report
BradfordLass72 Tue 23-Apr-19 00:55:34

Exercise surely is that key
Resulting in a slenderer me
So I really must be strong
To stray right now would be so wrong
Will now run 20 miles, follow me.

On a fine day like today I feel content

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Tue 23-Apr-19 08:30:53

On a fine day like today I feel content
No worries re past times, foolishly spent

Add comment | Report
henetha Tue 23-Apr-19 10:25:03

On a fine day like today I feel content
No worries re past times, foolishly spent
So let's live for today

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Tue 23-Apr-19 12:23:58

On a fine day like today I feel content
No worries re past times, foolishly spent
So let's live for today
Put our worries away

Add comment | Report
Panache Tue 23-Apr-19 13:48:45

On a fine day like today I feel content
No worries re past times, foolishly spent
So let's live for today
Put our worries away
And live much as you did throughout Lent.

"Do as I do" was the motto for our Tim

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Tue 23-Apr-19 14:05:36

"Do as I do" was the motto for our Tim
Who was always incredibly slim

Add comment | Report
grandtanteJE65 Tue 23-Apr-19 15:49:46

"Do as I do" was the motto for our Tim
Who was always incredibly slim
Til he married a wife
who cooked without strife
the most marvellous dishes for him.

And she was as thin as a rake,

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Tue 23-Apr-19 19:08:33

And she was as thin as a rake
While she'd cook, roast and bake

Add comment | Report
BradfordLass72 Tue 23-Apr-19 21:43:54

And she was as thin as a rake
While she'd cook, roast and bake
Jack Sprat come to mind

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Wed 24-Apr-19 06:42:48

And she was as thin as a rake
While she'd cook, roast and bake
Jack Sprat come to mind
When the two of them dined

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Wed 24-Apr-19 09:33:19

And she was as thin as a rake
While she'd cook, roast and bake
Jack Sprat come to mind
When the two of them dined
With dessert of a Cadburys Flake.

The taxman has sent me a letter

Add comment | Report
henetha Wed 24-Apr-19 10:36:10

The taxman has sent me a letter
Saying "Pay up now", so I'd better!

Add comment | Report
grandtanteJE65 Wed 24-Apr-19 12:34:34

The taxman has sent me a letter
Saying "Pay up now", so I'd better!
But, are you sure he is right?

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Thu 25-Apr-19 02:02:56

The taxman has sent me a letter
Saying "Pay up now", so I'd better!
But, are you sure he is right?
Or perhaps talking sh***?

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Thu 25-Apr-19 08:52:00

The taxman has sent me a letter
Saying "Pay up now", so I'd better!
But, are you sure he is right?
Or perhaps talking sh***?
But pay up if you’re really a debtor

There was an old fellow in Fife

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Thu 25-Apr-19 09:21:28

The taxman has sent me a letter
Saying "Pay up now", so I'd better!
But, are you sure he is right?
Or perhaps talking sh***?
And I'm not a fiscal debtor!

Oh how I hate to do ironing

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Thu 25-Apr-19 09:23:44

Ooop s Bella I didn't refresh, sorryblush

There was an old fellow in Fife
Who decided to take him a wife

Add comment | Report
henetha Thu 25-Apr-19 10:29:29

There was an old fellow in Fife
Who decided to take him a wife
So he posted an ad

Add comment | Report
bigcol1 Thu 25-Apr-19 10:35:09

Theres a strange little man by the lake
who would go to watch all the drakes,

Page 13 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion