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So he got down on one knee
And said, "Dear Nell, marry me!"
She thought for a while,
Looked at him with guile
Said "Sure thing! Now let's have some tea."

They married just three short weeks later

They married just three short weeks later
With the blessing of mater and pater

They married just three short weeks later
With the blessing of mater and pater
But unknown to poor Nell

He downed a bottle of Bells

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They married just three short weeks later
With the blessing of mater and pater
But unknown to poor Nell
He’d downed a bottle of Bells

They married just three short weeks later
With the blessing of mater and pater
But unknown to poor Nell
He’d downed a bottle of Bells
For the wedding night he couldn't cater.

The American President, Trump

The American President, Trump
People think he’s a bit of a chump

The American President, Trump
People think he’s a bit of a chump
More than a bit, I would say

The American President, Trump
People think he’s a bit of a chump
More than a bit, I would say,
Oh sorrow the day
They elected that silly old lump!

And Frau Merkel is due to retire,

And Frau Merkel is due to retire,
To take up new skills on high-wire

And Frau Merkel is due to retire,
To take up new skills on high-wire
As she tries hard to balance

And Frau Merkel is due to retire,
To take up new skills on high-wire
As she tries hard to balance
And downward does not glance

And Frau Merkel is due to retire,
To take up new skills on high-wire
As she tries hard to balance
And downward does not glance
In fact she leaps even higher!

She's very pally with France's Macron

She's very pally with France's Macron
Who gives her a so-sweet bonbon

She's very pally with France's Macron
Who gives her a so-sweet bonbon
Mesdames of maturity

She's very pally with France's Macron
Who gives her a so-sweet bonbon
Mesdames of maturity
At least want some surety

She's very pally with France's Macron
Who gives her a so-sweet bonbon
Mesdames of maturity
At least want some surety
Like diamonds, pearls, and lots of macarons!

My cousin in London has bought a new hat

My cousin in London has bought a new hat
Quite frankly, I think it looks just like a cat.

My cousin in London has bought a new hat
Quite frankly, I think it looks just like a cat.
black fur with a silken band

My cousin in London has bought a new hat
Quite frankly, I think it looks just like a cat.
black fur with a silken band
She thinks it looks grand

My cousin in London has bought a new hat
Quite frankly, I think it looks just like a cat.
black fur with a silken band
She thinks it looks grand
Takes all sorts of course, so that's that!

She's off to the Queen's garden party

She's off to the Queen's garden party
And feeling quite hale and hearty

She's off to the Queen's garden party
And feeling quite hale and hearty,
With her new hat aloft

She's off to the Queen's garden party
And feeling quite hale and hearty,
With her new hat aloft
Hair suitably coiffed

She's off to the Queen's garden party
And feeling quite hale and hearty,
With her new hat aloft
Hair suitably coiffed
For once she doesn’t look tarty!

A chic young lady from Kyle