LIMERICKS 6

There’s a strange little man by the lake
He is naked and holding a rake!

There’s a strange little man by the lake
He is naked and holding a rake!
There must be a reason

There’s a strange little man by the lake
He is naked and holding a rake!
There must be a reason
In this chilly season

here’s a strange little man by the lake
He is naked and holding a rake!
There must be a reason
In this chilly season
It must be a dare, for goodness sake!

There was a young lady who skied

There was a young lady who skied
She was very proficient indeed

There was a young lady who skied
She was very proficient indeed,
But she went off-piste

Theres a strange little man by the lake, who always was on the make. (Cant think of anything else...others carry on from here...)

There was a young lady who skied, who was very proficient indeed, she went off - piste, and ending up deceased; that unfortunate lady who skied.....

That unfortunate lady that skied
Was certainly one of an apt breed

Welcome bigcoll. In this game we each add a line in turn and the poster who supplies the last line then gives the first line of the new limerick?

That unfortunate lady that skied
Was certainly one of an apt breed
She flew down the slope

That unfortunate lady that skied
Was certainly one of an apt breed
She flew down the slope
And we all gave up hope

That unfortunate lady that skied
Was certainly one of an apt breed
She flew down the slope
And we all gave up hope
She'll never survive ,we agreed.

I've developed a very large bunion

I've developed a very large bunion
Yes, you’ve guessed it: the size of an onion

I've developed a very large bunion
Yes, you’ve guessed it: the size of an onion
It won't fit in my shoes

I've developed a very large bunion
Yes, you’ve guessed it: the size of an onion
It grew layer by layer

Oops
I've developed a very large bunion
Yes, you’ve guessed it: the size of an onion
It won't fit in my shoes
It's of various hues

I've developed a very large bunion
Yes, you’ve guessed it: the size of an onion
It won't fit in my shoes
It's of various hues
And will stop me from having much fun, then!

I am thinking of writing a book

I am thinking of writing a book
As an author, how smart I will look

I am thinking of writing a book
As an author, how smart I will look
How many beans should I spill?

I am thinking of writing a book
As an author, how smart I will look
How many beans should I spill?
All those big blank pages to fill

I am thinking of writing a book,
As an author, how smart I will look.
How many beans should I spill
All those pages to fill?
I think I’ll just do it, by hook!

My cat is asleep in my bed

My cat is asleep on my bed
Having just recently been fed

My cat is asleep on my bed
Having just recently been fed
I'm going to move her

My cat is asleep on my bed
Having just recently been fed
I'm going to move her
But not with the hoover

My cat is asleep on my bed
Having just recently been fed
I'm going to move her
But not with the hoover
Unless there's too much fur shed.

The family all came for a meal