LIMERICKS 6

The family all came for a meal
The washing-up's theirs, that's the deal

The family all came for a meal
The washing-up's theirs, that's the deal
But would you believe it?

The family all came for a meal
The washing-up's theirs, that's the deal
But would you believe it?
With great giggles they flit

The family all came for a meal
The washing-up their's, that's the deal
But would you believe it?
With great giggles they flit
That great mountain of crockery's unreal.

They're trimming the leylandii next door

They're trimming the leylandii next door,
He's up a ladder now, what a boor,

They're trimming the leylandii next door,
He's up a ladder now, what a boor,
Crash,bang, mission complete

They're trimming the leylandii next door,
He's up a ladder now, what a boor,
Crash,bang, mission complete
Though not very neat

They're trimming the leylandii next door,
He's up a ladder now, what a boor,
Crash,bang, mission complete
Though not very neat
His back and arms are quite sore!!!

Monty was in his garden

Monty was in his garden
When a voice said "Pardon"

Monty was in his garden
When a voice said, "Pardon"
Here's a nice cup of tea

Monty was in his garden
When a voice said, "Pardon"
Here's a nice cup of tea
It's green ,you see

Monty was in his garden
When a voice said, "Pardon"
Here's a nice cup of tea
It's green ,you see
Just like our bowling green warden!!

These wardens are not ten a penny,

These wardens are not ten a penny,
Why do we need to have any?

These wardens are not ten a penny,
Why do we need to have any?
They push the roller around

These wardens are not ten a penny,
Why do we need to have any?
They push the roller around
On already quite a plush ground

These wardens are not ten a penny
Why do we need to have any?
The push the roller around
On already quite plush ground
But we couldn't manage without any.

They say another cold snap's coming

They say another cold snap's coming
But soon again we’ll hear the bees humming

They say another cold snap's coming
But soon again we’ll hear the bees humming
Spring flowers are peeping

They say another cold snap's coming
But soon again we’ll hear the bees humming
Spring flowers are peeping
But the heavens are weeping

They say another cold snap's coming
But soon again we’ll hear the bees humming
Spring flowers are peeping
But the heavens are weeping
Yet thank goodness for our efficient plumbing!!!!

Optimisim wins the day for some

Optimism wins the day for some
Let's hope so, we try not to be glum

Optimism wins the day for some
Let's hope so, we try not to be glum
With our glass half full

Optimism wins the day for some
Let's hope so, we try not to be glum
With our glass half full
Together we'll pull

Optimism wins the day for some
Let's hope so, we try not to be glum
With our glass half full
Together we'll pull
And cope with whatever will come.

So today will I start to Spring clean?

So today will I start to Spring clean?
Far too energetic for simply my scene!