LIMERICKS 6

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing
Til Grandma, with venom,

But Grandpa, completely unknowing
Carried on and the volume kept growing

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver
And Grandma's blood pressure is soaring!

But Grandpa, completely unknowing

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver
The plants all a-shiver

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring
The cat's all a-quiver

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"
The noise is going down through the flooring

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull
So I'll put on a kaftan, or such.

A small boy said "Grandpa, stop snoring!"

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full
My trouser zip I can’t pull

I feel I've eaten far too much
I've been greedy, I do admit that much,
Now my stomach is full

I feel I’ve eaten far too much
Ive been greedy, I do admit that much

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack
Of whom you sound extremely fond.

I feel I’ve eaten far too much

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond
Maybe to Venus and back
With my best friend Jack

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond,
Maybe to Venus and back

But what about a magic wand?
And a wish to be taken way beyond

I've often wished I could fly ...
I agree, I've said with a sigh
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite
Roll out the magic carpet, let's try.

Bu what about a magic wand?

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite
Would be sure to excite

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh,
To soar high as a kite

I've often wished I could fly...
I agree I’ve said with a sigh

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course
Unless your profession is Vet

I've often wished I could fly...

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse
An expense of course

I'm no animal lover, and yet.......
I would love a dog as a pet
Or maybe a horse

I'm no animal lover, and yet
I would love a dog as a pet

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high
Using thermals to give them lifts.

I’m no animal lover, and yet..............

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly
Without stopping up high

Today I noticed the return of the swifts
A reminder of Mother Nature"a gifts
The miles that they fly