LIMERICKS 6

Today I learnt to fly birds of prey
But it's kinder to let them fly away
Through the sky they would hover
With crows giving them 'bovver'
And trying to lead them astray

The starlings are making a racket

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight
Is an incredible sight

The starlings are making a racket
The noise I just cannot hack it
But a flock in flight
Is an incredible sight
Doesn't nature have a wonderful habit

There was a young man from Abergavenny

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser
But I'm none the wiser

There was a young man from Abergavenny
Who carefully saved every penny
They call him a miser
But I'm none the wiser
As expensive cars he had many.

How did that young man afford them

How did that young man afford them
A question the coppers would ask 'im

How did that young man afford them
A question the coppers would ask 'im
Was he dealing in drug, or betting on dogs?

Well that one seems to be unpopular.
Shall we try a new start?

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,

Should I quit now

Allassinsane Could you please try to remember to copy the previous lines then add yours.....or were you asking if you should quit ?!

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,
Should I quit now
And just take a bow

Thinking up rhymes can be hard,
We can`t all be as good as The Bard,
Should I quit now
And just take a bow
And play with the kids in the yard?

At this time I should be in bed

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor
It’s becoming a bore

At this time I should be in bed
And relaxing my poor tired head
But I'm walking the floor
It's becoming a bore
Think I'll play games on gransnet instead.

Apologies for bending the rules

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know
the way to go

Apologies for bending the rules
It's not that I think you're all fools
I just didn't know
the way to go
But now I have all the right tools.

I often dream I’m still at school