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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

willa45 Sun 26-May-19 15:51:14

Three ladies were writing for fun
until one of their pens had a run
It created a blotch that resembled a crotch
.....

Juliet27 Sun 26-May-19 15:51:47

Oh dear, all adding at the same time!!!

willa45 Sun 26-May-19 15:54:24

Juliet27

Are slopes getting deeper
And are hills getting steeper
I huff and I puff
I manage the rough
and I'll still need that confounded beeper!

Juliet27 Sun 26-May-19 15:54:46

Three ladies were writing for fun
until one of their pens had a run
It created a blotch that resembled a crotch
And now this new Limerick is done.

I’ve typed enough so laying low

crazyH Sun 26-May-19 16:12:05

Come on ladies, don't give up

I knew a young man called Stan

DameJudyClench Sun 26-May-19 16:39:59

I knew a young man called Stan
Who drove a rusty old van

crazyH Sun 26-May-19 16:45:27

It made a big clutter

Oldandverygrey Sun 26-May-19 16:47:06

I knew a young man called Stan
Who drove a rusty old van
It was covered in dirt

DameJudyClench Sun 26-May-19 16:53:02

I knew a young man called Stan
Who drove a rusty old van
It was covered in dirt
Its nickname was Bert

willa45 Sun 26-May-19 18:23:47

I once met a singer named Pete
Who 'falsettoed' his way up the street
All the ladies were smitten
with the songs he had written
until ....

willa45 Sun 26-May-19 18:36:00

Dame Judy...

I knew a young man called Stan
Who drove a rusty old van
It was covered in dirt
Its nickname was Bert
then the tank said 'adios' with a bang

callgirl1 Sun 26-May-19 23:01:36

New first line Willa?

willa45 Mon 27-May-19 02:08:21

Callgirl....

I started this one but I don't think anyone saw....last line is still missing

I once met a singer named Pete
Who 'falsettoed' his way up the street
All the ladies were smitten
with the songs he had written
......

BradfordLass72 Mon 27-May-19 05:30:04

I once met a singer named Pete
Who 'falsettoed' his way up the street
All the ladies were smitten
with the songs he had written
And Pete, on his feet, was just neat.

Poor Callgirl, her poem was ignored

Bellanonna Mon 27-May-19 07:51:36

Poor Callgirl, her poem was ignored
Seems unlikely they’d all have got bored

Juliet27 Mon 27-May-19 08:26:21

Poor Callgirl, her poem was ignored
Seems unlikely they’d all have got bored
But the rhythms got lost

Jangran99 Mon 27-May-19 08:41:51

Poor Callgirl, her poem was ignored
Seems unlikely they’d all have got bored
But the rhythms got lost
Our wires got crossed

henetha Mon 27-May-19 11:58:18

Poor Callgirl, her poem was ignored
Seems unlikely they’d all have got bored
But the rhythms got lost
Our wires got crossed
But still she was generally adored.

There was a young man from Penzance

willa45 Mon 27-May-19 13:53:34

There was a young man from Penzance
Who asked to be given a chance...

Jangran99 Mon 27-May-19 16:41:03

There was a young man from Penzance
Who asked to be given a chance...
To show off his moves

callgirl1 Mon 27-May-19 17:51:06

There was a young man from Penzance
Who asked to be given a chance....
To show off his moves
Though his feet were like hooves

Jangran99 Mon 27-May-19 18:01:00

There was a young man from Penzance
Who asked to be given a chance....
To show off his moves
Though his feet were like hooves
As he loved to perform Morris dance!

He thought he would go take some classes

callgirl1 Mon 27-May-19 23:12:46

He thought he would go take some classes
To help in attracting the lasses

FarNorth Tue 28-May-19 00:56:16

He thought he would go take some classes
To help in attracting the lasses
He started with tap

travelsafar Tue 28-May-19 06:37:39

He thought he would go take some classes
To help in attracting the lasses
He started with tap
But boy he was c**p!!!

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