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He thought he would go take some classes
To help in attracting the lasses
He started with tap
But boy he was c**p!!!
It would help if he took off his glasses.

He only wore them to try to look clever

He only wore them to try to look clever
But to questions he just said "Whatever"

He only wore them to try to look clever
But to questions he just said "Whatever"
As it felt like a snub

To his rub-a-dub-dub

He only wore them to try to look clever
But to questions he just said "Whatever"
As it felt like a snub
To his rub-a-dub-dub
Doomed to failure was his endeavour

I'm shocked at just how much I hoard

Good Lord I too have gone overboard

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I'm shocked at just how much I hoard
Good Lord I too have gone overboard
I've stuff in every corner

i have been told ?

'I'm shocked at just how much I hoard
Good Lord I too have gone overboard
I've stuff in every corner
I think I'll do a runner

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I'm shocked at just how much I hoard
Good Lord I too have gone overboard
I've stuff in every corner
I think I'll do a runner
Look how my blood pressure has soared!

My boyfriend is growing a beard

My boyfriend is growing a beard
I don't like it, but I don't think he heard

My boyfriend is growing a beard
I don`t like it, but I don`t think he heard
When he kisses it tickles

My boyfriend is growing a beard
I don`t like it, but I don`t think he heard
When he kisses it tickles
It's covered in pickles

My boyfriend is growing a beard
I don`t like it, but I don`t think he heard
When he kisses it tickles
It's covered in pickles
I’m not going near ‘til it’s sheared!

I tell my kids,” Eat up your greens”

I tell my kids "Eat up your greens"
If you want to grow into super teens

I tell my kids "Eat up your greens"
If you want to grow into super teens
But the more I insist

I tell my kids "Eat up your greens"
If you want to grow into super teens
But the more I insist
The more they resist

I tell my kids "Eat up your greens"
If you want to grow into super teens
But the more I insist
The more they resist
What's the only veg they'll eat? Baked beans!

So I've warned them I'm going on strike

So I've warned them I'm going on strike
As I know it’s not what they’ll like

So I've warned them I'm going on strike
As I know it’s not what they’ll like
No trips to the park

So I've warned them I'm going on strike
As I know it’s not what they’ll like
No trips to the park
Especially after dark

So I've warned them I'm going on strike
As I know it’s not what they’ll like
No trips to the park
Especially after dark
And no more doing wheelies on their bike

But my cousin who comes from Leicester

But my cousin who comes from Leicester
Says "Do not allow this to fester"

But my cousin who comes from Leicester
Says "Do not allow this to fester"
Just a short, sharp shock

But my cousin who comes from Leicester
Says "Do not allow this to fester"
Just a short, sharp shock
Then give them a wok