LIMERICKS 6

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day
And won’t earn my pay

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day
And won’t earn my pay
What to drink, to ensure my sleep’s deep?

A man and his wife from down south

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car
And a Spanish guitar

A man and his wife from down south
Were feeling a bit down in the mouth
So they bought a new car
And a Spanish guitar
that (surprise) had a resident mouse!

Some determined small lads on a mission

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
They blew the roof off a shed

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom
Needed more datum

Some determined small lads on a mission
Thought they knew how to do nuclear fission
But splitting the atom
Needed more datum
And a heck of a lot more revision

A young man thought he’d spring a surprise

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh, my love!"

A young man though he'd spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh, my love!
Please remove your left glove

A young man thought he`d spring a surprise
He took out a ring, oh that was so nice
He exclaimed "Oh my love
Please remove your left glove
And promise me we will get spliced!"

The wedding can be in the spring

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring
I'll make sure you're happy

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies

The wedding can be in the spring
And I’ll buy you another gold ring
I'll make sure you're happy

Ooop s ,ignore.Back to how it was

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies

The wedding can be in the spring
And I`ll buy you another gold ring
I`ll make sure you`re happy
And soon changing nappies
While I have an occasional fling.

The lady said "I'm not so sure"

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions
Make being faithful your mission

The lady said "I'm not so sure"
“Such transgressions I will not endure
So curtail your ambitions
Make being faithful your mission
And ignore other ladies allure!

If you don’t, retribution is mine