LIMERICKS 6

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet
My slacks are too tight
They just don’t fit right

Could someone advise me on diets
Any tips or hints, don't keep quiet
My slacks are too tight
They just don’t fit right
and I fear that could cause a great riot

Willa45. What’s the new line?

Where's Willa - you start one Juliet just in case Willa is away for the day ?

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking

Sorry,

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear
Take bikini and beer

Oh for a plan when holiday packing!!
Well my dear , you'd better get cracking
The answer is clear
Take bikini and beer
Wherever you go, shops wont be lacking.

The best hols are free from fuss

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
I know what you mean

Sorry Henetha - I somehow didn't see yours, so :

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine
It saves some time

The best hols are free from fuss
Without packing that’s making you cuss
Travelling light's just fine
It saves some time
And saves space if your travelling by bus

My bluetits left their nest this morning

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered
and nothing else mattered

My bluetits left their nest this morning
Without giving me any warning
Their parents were shattered
and nothing else mattered
As all their own needs they were scorning.

There once was a vicar from Brude

There once was a vicar from Brude
Who`s sermons were all very rude

There once was a vicar from Brude
Who`s sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen

There once was a vicar from Brude
Whose sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen
With a non-judgemental frisson

There once was a vicar from Brude
Whose sermons were all very rude
I tried my best to listen
With a non-judgemental frisson
But they really were rather crude.

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!

It’s 1.30 am and I can’t get to sleep
Before long the alarm clock will bleep!!!
I’ll be shattered all day